Hello my little Taramasaltas,

Now I know I haven’t been around much, but I was sulking after not being voted your favourite away poster boy, and also I have been busy smashing a friend’s laptop with a diger-ee-doo.

How’s it all going in the big world of the big time?

Personally, I probably would bend over every week for £100 million, but you must be getting pretty sore now you are a quarter of the way through the punishment.

Who would have thought that the bloke out of the Wurzels would chuck it in so soon, and the next manager betting would have Olly Murs and Abby Clancy as joint favourites!

I drove past in the Bentley after the Arsenal game and the place was like a morgue, then I was told that all the long faces around town were due to the death of Kadir Nurman (Google him, darlings).
I guess you all expected to be doing this badly,but all hang back to sing "proud of this, that and the other" while the rest of the Prem waits for you to fade back into oblivion again.

Your target to beat is 11 points as I recall, so a couple more draws and you will be halfway there. I’m sure Jerome Thomas will get you out of the mire – he can put a free-kick right on a centre-back’s head if you are Fortunate enough.

Anyway, here is the important stuff.......
Next season, do you think we should lobby for two Saturday 3pm kick offs?

I’m tired of all those late nights, penned-in tight with burly, sweaty policemen, and hours of walking around the streets. Although, come to think of it..........sounds like a regular night out for me!

It’s all about moving forward and thinking ahead, so while the Sainsbury high command are on the phone begging to Coppell or Warnock to come back, let’s start texting the fixture computer for a decent pair of dates in 2014/5, it will come round sooner than you think – probably only another 20 embarrassing defeats or so.

Toodle oodle,

VP

“There’s no need to show me round baby, I’ve been in here before”

Honk honk!!! She's back,get them pink umbrollies out foolahs! The poor mans John Cooper Clark of Sarf East Lonnon! Ollie's Dad,Ash.

Red and Blue Army!
LONDON BORN PALACE BRED LIVE AND DIE FOR BLUE AND RED
Football is not just a game, its a religion

Here vv thought you might enjoy this video of our last visit to yours

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An Eagle since 1983

R.I.P staffie

I just wish it was another 20 defeats, it might give us a chance if we win the other 10

I like going to the Valley under the floodlights.

Are you scared of the dark ?

All irrelevant, you'll be in League One.

This shows a poor understanding of current form.

The poor mans John Cooper Clark

Praise from Caesar, is praise indeed.

I wonder what it's like being the living embodyment blah blah blah

If you ever get to one of your home games darling, just ask around and you will find plenty that can help you with your enquiry

this video of our last visit to yours

Can't get it to play. Someone has replaced the link with Johnny Fortune nodding-in a Jerome Thomas cross

Oh sorry just woke up after reading the first 3 lines

Still no cure for the ADHD then sweetie ?

Are you scared of the dark ?

Yes, and old photos of Dowie

molested by your over zealous security staff

Don't knock it big boy, some folks charge.

Anyhoo,

looks like you failures are running through the current list of has-beens for the managers job:

Pulis - too boring for Stoke, but ideal for you.
Coleman - Contract not renewed by the mighty Wales, but ideal for you
McLeish - No good for Brum or Trees, but ideal for you.
Pardpoo - You would be a handy excuse for the Toon to get rid of him.
Avram - Could bring his Pompey magic to you...er...er ?
O'Neill - Celtic/Villa/Sunderland/You lot - what a CV!

So, I guess it's old worncock back again, once SC has said "yes" and then fled after 24hrs (as usual), or just hang on till Doggie gets the sack and make friends again.

The good news is, we are all ready for your arrival back in the small time, with exciting trips to Yeovil and Doncaster replacing all that glory boy stuff.
Kids for a Quid and no goal-line technology,street parking, programmes for £3, and the chance of 3 points.

See you then my little pitta breads, must dash before the price of electricity goes up again.

VP

"Floatin' down the river with a saturated liver, and I wish I could forgive her, but I do believe she meant it"

Anyone remember Clowntown dan? this has got to be him due to the likeness of the bulls shlt he spews

For the record we haven't been in L1 for almost 40 years when was the last time Cafc were there??

TaxiMark
Sheffield Wednesday Fan
Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM
I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton