Hello, I am a Brighton fan and come to this site full of pure s***e and pikeys. I see it very likely I will have to embark on an adventure to the caravan-filled Selhurst in the quest for promotion. I can't see there is any way we can f*** up against the s*** you displayed on Sunday March 17th at the AMEX. Zaha was dreadful, he just ran around in circles before getting stuck in Wayne Bridge's pocket. Murray was too depressed at leaving us for the scum of South London to focus on trying to score. And, the rest of your team showed just as much intelligence as it's fans when they burnt their own homes. I suppose it'll be a chance for you all to witness some unbelievable football at Selhurst for the first time since Paul McShane's header crossed the line. Anyway, im off now to throw up after typing on this most discusting of looking sites,
P.S. I can't wait to f*** you up the ass again
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Edited by Scottyboy (28 Apr 2013 6.22pm)

a well written article. Thank you for your input. I too look forward to playing you. And I am sure you will enjoy fuc**ng us up the ar*e.

Why, for the love of god why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello scottyboy welcome to the Hol.

Now it is pretty obvious that you don't have a girlfriend and are probably still a virgin. Do you have any idea why this is?

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I advise taking advantage of one of Brighton's drug dens when they open.
No committment you're an embarrassment.

In the woods there grew a tree. And a fine fine tree was he.

Yes I completely agree and I think the Pikeys from palace will love to see the super Brighton where they belong, in the prem.

Losing week in week out at your plastic stadium? Nah, you can stuff your pipe dream of top flight football. We'll sit and laugh as you do a Derby and get only 11 points.

"Look at that. Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!"