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 morganistic  14 Dec 09 11.18pm |
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Cheers DRT. It may have a small following but all the best things have small followings, like the gaseous expulsions from Kirstie Allsop's ample bottom. S*M*A*S*H
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| morganistic 15 Dec 09 12.09am |
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Malcolm Xmas
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Dec 09 10.03am |
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American History Xmas Edward Norton stars in this gritty tale of racial tensions in LA as the skinhead who learns to respect other races after a stint in prison and the gift of a pair of socks and bottle of 'Stallion for Men' from his cellmate.
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| The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Dec 09 10.05am |
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A Christmas Carol Vorderman decks her halls with boughs of holly and gets drunk at the Countdown Christmas party, she calls Jeff Stelling a c***, hits the new younger maths girl and ends up puking all over Susie Dent in dictionary corner.
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Kermit8  Hevon 15 Dec 09 3.08pm |
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A Merry Morning Or No Merry Morning Noel Edmonds broadcasting live on Christmas Day from The Priory offering recovering alcoholics the chance to sip some mulled wine if they wish.
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| The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 16 Dec 09 11.41am |
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Noels Christmas Crackers Its a little known fact but slimey b****** Edmonds has the largest collection of biscuits for cheese in the world. In the festive version of this 296 part series Noel talks the viewer through his vast collection. Tonight - The Jacobs Cream Cracker
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| morganistic 16 Dec 09 4.34pm |
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F*ck it, here's a repeat Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 16 Dec 09 7.48pm |
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Quote morganistic at 16 Dec 2009 4:34pm
F*ck it, here's a repeat Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart
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| morganistic 27 Dec 09 11.20pm |
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George Foreman Grylls
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| jelholyoake 30 Dec 09 10.16pm |
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An hour special of picture slides of the Hol Spanish adventures. 1st slide consists of Lunty and Raceycasey (in saucy postcard action) suggestively licking melted icecream off each other whilst Cucking (in his Gladiator outfit) chases LiamC (in illuminous ill fitting speedos) across a hot sandy beach. 2nd slide has the 2 Danny's doing a drunken mid-night naked dance holding up flowerpots (no handed) after someone spiked their drinks with viagra. 3rd slide has Juveagles and White Horse drunkenly/tearfully hugging each other whilst trying to explain to each other why no-one understands their point of view. 4th slide has Spikey Matt in Union Jack shorts waking up with 3rd degree burns after DRT emptied his bottle of suncream and re-filled it with 'Crisp 'n' Dry'. 5th slide shows Jim'll Fist It on the hotel balcony back scuttling a line of drunk northern birds with an array of large battery operated plastic vegetables whilst smiling at the camera with a Jack Nicholson 'Shining' grin. Bonus video 'In mein arsh bitte' shows Morganistic videoing said above action whilst giving direction to Jim'll in German p*** style commentary. Narrated in a cataclismically unfunny way by Graham Norton
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 31 Dec 09 9.39pm |
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Quote jelholyoake at 30 Dec 2009 10:16pm
An hour special of picture slides of the Hol Spanish adventures. 1st slide consists of Lunty and Raceycasey (in saucy postcard action) suggestively licking melted icecream off each other whilst Cucking (in his Gladiator outfit) chases LiamC (in illuminous ill fitting speedos) across a hot sandy beach. 2nd slide has the 2 Danny's doing a drunken mid-night naked dance holding up flowerpots (no handed) after someone spiked their drinks with viagra. 3rd slide has Juveagles and White Horse drunkenly/tearfully hugging each other whilst trying to explain to each other why no-one understands their point of view. 4th slide has Spikey Matt in Union Jack shorts waking up with 3rd degree burns after DRT emptied his bottle of suncream and re-filled it with 'Crisp 'n' Dry'. 5th slide shows Jim'll Fist It on the hotel balcony back scuttling a line of drunk northern birds with an array of large battery operated plastic vegetables whilst smiling at the camera with a Jack Nicholson 'Shining' grin. Bonus video 'In mein arsh bitte' shows Morganistic videoing said above action whilst giving direction to Jim'll in German p*** style commentary. Narrated in a cataclismically unfunny way by Graham Norton
Edited by nickgusset (31 Dec 2009 10:35pm)
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| jelholyoake 31 Dec 09 11.53pm |
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Live CCTV action of South Norwood High Street showing yoots emptying the overly expensive contents of their stomaches on rubbish strewn pavements. Watch 9 a.m coverage of the Clowntown supporting street cleaner tut tut over his broom as he sweeps up SE25's finest body fluids.
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