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I say,I say ,I say.....crap joke thread! (LOCKED)
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 Mikeybaby  18 Dec 13 12.20pm |
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This thread is starting to live up to its title.
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| rednblueblood 19 Dec 13 10.32pm |
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Ian Watkins gets 35 years in jail. On the plus side, his girlfriend will be 37 when he gets out.
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
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| Catfish Burgess Hill 21 Dec 13 1.04pm |
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The Catholic Church has developed a new communion wafer with half the fat and a third less calories. It's called 'I can't believe it's not Jesus
Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial |
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| CrystalMH Tooting 23 Dec 13 11.00am |
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I had trouble getting my new washing machine to work the other day. I couldn't get it throught the barriers at the tube station.
@mallett1991 Premierleagles! |
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| Hoof Hearted 24 Dec 13 9.43am | |
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First day back at school in Birmingham.
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Johnny Eagles  berlin 28 Dec 13 11.43am |
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What do you call a three-legged donkey? Wonky.
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread... |
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| Hoof Hearted 29 Dec 13 11.22am | |
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Quote Johnny Eagles at 28 Dec 2013 11.43am
What do you call a three-legged donkey? Wonky.
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| rednblueblood 01 Jan 14 11.08am |
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Happy new year and for all my Scottish mates, the 1986 calendars are the ones you can now pull out and use again.
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
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| Canterbury Palace Whitstable 02 Jan 14 2.44pm |
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Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that subtle racism is on the increase again since the death of Nelson Mandingo?
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... |
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| delwboy Tewkesbury 07 Jan 14 4.01pm |
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 08 Jan 14 10.21pm |
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An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. “I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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| Catfish Burgess Hill 10 Jan 14 9.09pm |
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I was up in the loft today with the Missus. Dark, dusty and covered with cobwebs. But she's a good mother.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial |
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