Falcon Crest

In this revealing documentary, the slightly-too-butch-and-certainly-not-as-tasty-as-Jet former Gladiator explains her preference for a certain brand of toothpaste.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

Prime Suspect V

Helen Mirren tries to track down the murderer of Willie (played by Freddie Kruger) the friendly alien.

Edited by nickgusset (04 Nov 2009 10:46pm)

Edited by nickgusset (04 Nov 2009 10:46pm)

Flotsam & Jetsam
Documentary charting the rise of the little-known 80s soul duo, formed when Jimmy Flotsam and Florence Jetsam met purely by accident on board the doomed Zeebrugge ferry and were then jettisoned into the North Sea before washing up in northern mainland Europe, reaching No27 in Belgium with the embarrassing On The Surface (We're Flotsam & Jetsam).

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

The Goodies Hoodies

In this episode the fledgling street gangs' kingpin Bill ”the Kill” Oddie provokes a turf war after admitting spying on a neighboring gang leaders' bird. Is it just a misunderstanding or does our newly crowned Don have an ulterior motive for his provocative behaviour? The tension is taken up a notch when Greame Garden goes on the rampage with his trusty cricket bat and much violence ensues. Also, new member Tim Brooke-Taylor is told he must “pop a cap” in someones arse as an initiation task. But after he leaves the rest of the gang without his weapons, Greame starts to worry when he notices that his favourite cricket sun-hat has disappeared.

Gays and a Tommy:- If Tamara never cums.

One-off special show that is loosely based on Big Brother. In which Ground Force megastar Tommy Walsh and socialite Tamara Bekwith are thrown into a camera-rigged house, where they must compete for the affections of ten openly-homosexual housemates. The show will be decided by the housemates' deciding which of the two celebs they would prefer to bone, without knowing that if all of them vote for the seemingly irresistible Tommy their huge £13.56p prize-money jackpot is automatically lost and given to the celebs' chosen charities.

P.s How I've gone from an episode of a programme (Grays anatomy) that I saw the intro for a few weeks ago on't Sky to the above reality show I have no idea, if that's what you're wondering(which I was).

El-Dole-ado

Documentary portraying the fortunes of the cast members of the much-maligned Eldorado soap opera that poisoned our eyes in the early nineties.

Edited by Emyrev (05 Nov 2009 11:39pm)

The Xenon Factor

The hopefuls battle it out with their knowledge of the noble gas. Tonight: Dagenham Stace tries to spell it.

Edited by fubar (15 Nov 2009 3:59pm)

too far gone.. aint no way back

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Prisoner Cell Bloke H

H from Steps complains that 'you used to bring me roses' like in the theme tune, but now only gets man raped after lights out.

Edited by nickgusset (10 Nov 2009 7:00pm)