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 3 Points  Russian Federation 17 Feb 10 6.17pm |
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Whereas Lancing would be honoured to play at schlonglickers club.
I'm the son of a bitch who named you Sue! |
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Holmesdale Steve  East Grinstead 17 Feb 10 11.53pm |
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I was cleaning my fridge out today and noticed a weasle looking animal running across my kitchen. In shock I dropped a jar and it landed on the animal covering its fur in the contents. Brighton fans, are you familiar with chutney ferrets?
There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot. |
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| Farmer Jimmy Under a rock for the last 3 years 17 Feb 10 11.57pm |
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A group of local tramps are holding a survey to find new ways of occupying themselves.
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| Holmesdale Steve East Grinstead 18 Feb 10 12.00am |
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I've been clearing up my garden today and am absolutely covered in mud. Brighton fans, do you have any suggestions on how to get sh1t out of your eye?
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| Eagle_Eye Coulsdon 18 Feb 10 3.46pm |
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Following Kraft's recent hostile takeover of Cadbury's I was wondering if Brighton fans assisted by offering their experiences of sneaking up Bourneville Boulevard and through back door?
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| jelholyoake 20 Feb 10 6.20pm |
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A weird guy down our road has an orangutan in his house and every now and then i hear him moaning that it wrecks his house if it gets out of its cage. He's a very thin a weak looking fella who isn't capable of dishing out physical punishment. Are there any Brighton fans out there who can go round there and spank his monkey?
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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| Holmesdale Steve East Grinstead 22 Feb 10 2.11am |
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I have recently started playing medieval war games and need to buy some equipment. The teams are colour coded in brown and silver. I have managed to find some silver stuff on ebay but no brown. Brighton fans, do you know anything about brown swords?
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| jelholyoake 22 Feb 10 8.16pm |
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At Xmas we used to have those long brown biscuits. Haven't seen them in ages. Any Brighton fans know where i can get chocolate fingers?
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 22 Feb 10 8.22pm |
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Quote Lancing BHA at 17 Feb 2010 2:11pm
If you guys became regular stand-up comedians at Jongleurs Comedy Club, it would go into administration within a few weeks.
I know you are but what am I? |
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| Holmesdale Steve East Grinstead 23 Feb 10 1.35am |
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I have decided to start growing my own vegetables in my garden to save a bit of money but don't have much experience. I know beans grow out of the ground and potatoes grow under the ground. I know apples grow on trees and peas are in pods. I would really like to grow some sweetcorn but am not sure how to do it. Brighton fans, do you know anything about sweetcorn digging?
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 23 Feb 10 2.07pm |
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I have recently begun to coach a team of young men in the Brighton and District Sunday League. Bless them - they are high on enthusiasm but we lack the most basic of facilities. Why, even though we have a few footballs we have only a very stringy, tufty weatherbeaten old net bag, belonging to one of the team, to carry them in - it full of huge holes so the Mitres keep falling out. Can Lancing BHA advise on the what we can do to minimise spillage from an Eighteen year olds hairy ball sac ?? Edited by The Sash (23 Feb 2010 2:11pm)
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| The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 23 Feb 10 2.18pm |
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A friend of mine has recently gone all 'River Cottage' and bought a small plot of land in Sussex to grow vegetables and raise livestock. Everything is going swimmingly apart from everytime he goes to feed his lovely donkey 'Daisy' someone jumps out of the bushes, holds him up at gunpoint and then robs him of all his valuables. Could Lancing BHA advise on whether this kind of 'Ass Banditry' is commonplace in Sussex ?? Edited by The Sash (23 Feb 2010 2:21pm)
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