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Mr Statto Ifield 20 Oct 04 10.47am | |
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Quote Blue'n'red at 06 May 2004 11:25pm
- On the Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch Railway in an open-sided carriage going past the holiday camp while kids were playing football! What are you, some kind of contortionist - those trains are tiny! When Mrs Statto and I were first going out, we only saw each other once a month (distance relationship), so were at it like rabbits when we did see each other. One time we went for a walk by the river near where she used to live and started feeling a bit horny, so we went over to the other side of the dyke (no, not the lesbian kind) for a bit of fun. After having started out on an ants nest, and quickly moved, there we were, getting jiggy with it, when some kid on a scrambler bike started buzzing up and down behind us. Once he finally disappeared and we finished what we were doing, I stood up and realised I'd had my knee in a cowpat the whole time. Not exactly the most romantic shag of all time!
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dowies_ugly_stick Torturing the crazy frog and sweet... 20 Oct 04 11.13am | |
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Have done it plenty of times in a public field with the missus on top. The Church in Bridle Road, Shirley.. on the green at the back where they take the photos. A few BJ's on top of a bus. Clapham Junction Waiting Room at 4am on a Sunday morning is cool. The best had to be on holiday in Tenerife, no doubt a few of you know about the Veronicas, well below Linekers there was a walkway that you could cut through. Had it there then a few hours later again in the same spot but with the other girls friend... Didn't help the second time as we were chased but the nutty Police walking around.
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Blue'n'red Field of Chels (Orpington) 20 Oct 04 11.45am | |
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Quote Mr Statto at 20 Oct 2004 10:47am
Quote Blue'n'red at 06 May 2004 11:25pm
- On the Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch Railway in an open-sided carriage going past the holiday camp while kids were playing football! What are you, some kind of contortionist - those trains are tiny! I'm a goalkeeper ... I'm flexible ... plus we had the entire train to ourselves (driver aside) and more or less the freedom of the whole carriage!
They say hard work never hurt anyone ... but why take a chance? |
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kav The Helicopter View 20 Oct 04 1.14pm | |
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Under a willow tree in Hyde Park,at dusk.
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts |
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mikeyeagle Worthing 21 Oct 04 11.48pm | |
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Err...Littlehampton
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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 25 Oct 04 5.27pm | |
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Quote mikeyeagle at 21 Oct 2004 11:48pm
Err...Littlehampton Is that a location, or a problem ? 1) On top of a artic trailer at Glastonbury in the '80's. 2) On a yacht off Monaco instead of watching the GP - Sunburnt arse
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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mikeyeagle Worthing 02 Nov 04 3.59pm | |
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Quote Jake d'Eagle at 25 Oct 2004 5:27pm
Quote mikeyeagle at 21 Oct 2004 11:48pm
Err...Littlehampton Is that a location, or a problem ?
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big fat london boy gillingham..(pykey land) 02 Nov 04 10.01pm | |
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There's never a country in the world with the scent of an ENGLISH rose..... |
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Beeches Eagle Sutton 03 Jan 05 11.55am | |
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Surely got to be some more of these after New Years?!
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Sexyeagle21 Croydon 03 Jan 05 12.19pm | |
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Not New Years Eve but some good ones at least... Top if the 466 bus (that runs between New Addo and Coulsdon) And lots of other places !!!
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Lucy South East London 03 Jan 05 1.58pm | |
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Quote Sexyeagle21 at 03 Jan 2005 12:19pm
Shirley hills very late at night
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matthau South Croydon 03 Jan 05 2.48pm | |
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top of allders car park years ago in croy. tate gallery security room my tiny mx5 whilst drivin on motorway.(bj) queens gardens outside taberner house croydon blue orchid disabled toilet in croydon. years ago a royal mail van(bj) wimbledons footlights nightclub in male toilte cubicle. a disabled motorbility scooter, hahahaha. on the lawn outside our flat on a sat eve. was pissed to death. the alley way besides the orchid (bj)
these were with a few different women not the same one and no guys...well there may have been. no, no im lying, definatly all women.
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