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Stirlingsays 24 Mar 24 1.42pm | |
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Different religions do exorcisms. The bint in the first one sounds like a third hand car I had back in the 90s. [Tweet Link]
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becky over the moon 24 Mar 24 5.47pm | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Bang out of order....frigging one and a half mouthfuls. [Tweet Link]
Edited by Stirlingsays (24 Mar 2024 1.32pm) Hmmm.... if you look at the bottom right hand corner of the bag it says "Multipack......" so it's actually one of those small snack sized packs that you would probably put in a child's lunchbox rather than a "full size" bag.
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Stirlingsays 24 Mar 24 6.15pm | |
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Originally posted by becky
According to my friends, 'fun size' is when you can get the zip undone 'cos it's stretched to it's limit from inside...... When you can start the car in fifth gear! Edited by Stirlingsays (25 Mar 2024 10.00am)
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Badger11 Beckenham 25 Mar 24 8.11am | |
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Classic cringe, not so much for what Olivia Colemans says she is simply wrong but the comments from actress Taraji P. Henson, boo hoo. I mean it is sooo unfair apparently the actor who lives next door well his swimming pool is 3 inches longer than hers and he has 3 homes when she can only afford 2, bloody men. Edited by Badger11 (25 Mar 2024 8.14am)
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Stirlingsays 25 Mar 24 10.13am | |
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Originally posted by Badger11
Classic cringe, not so much for what Olivia Colemans says she is simply wrong but the comments from actress Taraji P. Henson, boo hoo. I mean it is sooo unfair apparently the actor who lives next door well his swimming pool is 3 inches longer than hers and he has 3 homes when she can only afford 2, bloody men. Edited by Badger11 (25 Mar 2024 8.14am) Aside from the odd notable exception...Ollie Reed etc...thespians have always been one of the largest collection of tarts and whining meat muppets out there you could find. In the usual scheme of things there's more utility in a can of baked beans than a cast of thespians. Load of insecure back stabbing narcissists who'd shop Jesus for applause. Coleman should be happy she gets more than the bus fare home on a cum stained dress. At least she can act unlike a lot of them. Edited by Stirlingsays (25 Mar 2024 10.15am)
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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 25 Mar 24 6.32pm | |
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Originally posted by Badger11
Classic cringe, not so much for what Olivia Colemans says she is simply wrong but the comments from actress Taraji P. Henson, boo hoo. I mean it is sooo unfair apparently the actor who lives next door well his swimming pool is 3 inches longer than hers and he has 3 homes when she can only afford 2, bloody men. Edited by Badger11 (25 Mar 2024 8.14am) But she's going to win a lot more awards than male equivalents.
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Stirlingsays 30 Mar 24 9.03am | |
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Co, co, co, cocaine. [Tweet Link]
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Stirlingsays 01 May 24 4.09pm | |
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Cat owner who doesn't understand cats. [Tweet Link]
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Stirlingsays 07 May 24 1.57am | |
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Why I haven't included this classic before? As stated it'll never grow old. [Tweet Link]
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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 07 May 24 7.37pm | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Why I haven't included this classic before? As stated it'll never grow old. [Tweet Link] Big shout out to the Concrete Growers' Foundation.
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Stirlingsays 07 May 24 8.05pm | |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
Big shout out to the Concrete Growers' Foundation. Heavy seeds.
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Stirlingsays 11 May 24 10.13pm | |
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Eurovision is like the goto heaven for cringe. Most of the acts are high on coke and the ones that aren't would probably sound more normal if they were. Here's some deepest cringe minge from this year's collection of pretentious kooks....is she signing? Is she communicating with spirits? Or is she having some kind of slow seizure? [Tweet Link]
Edited by Stirlingsays (11 May 2024 10.16pm)
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