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Woman gets four-inch sex toy stuck up her bum
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 Part Time James  28 Jun 17 7.44am |
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And the "Bamford". A toy so lightweight and insignificant you can't really tell it's even there.
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| Part Time James 28 Jun 17 7.49am |
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For the ladies there is the "Pullis" which is basically just a massive douche. Be careful with the settings though or it'll try to rinse you prematurely.
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| YT Oxford 28 Jun 17 7.57am |
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How about "The Big Sam"? In and out really quickly but very pleasing whilst in place and ultimately very rewarding.
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| manwitheagletattoo Somewhere in England 28 Jun 17 8.33am |
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What about a "Rampant Pardew" does a little dance when it gets excited Edited by manwitheagletattoo (28 Jun 2017 8.34am)
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 28 Jun 17 8.35am |
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Originally posted by YT
I think "some balls" is what she needs, frankly. Two of them; slapping against her bottom cheeks. I'd be a willing volunteer. My thoughts entirely
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| Brentmiester_General Front line in the battle against t... 28 Jun 17 8.43am |
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Lucky girl. If that had perforated her bowel it would have changed her life forever. Happened to my partner because if complications during child birth. Ruined the poor girls life and changed both of ours. Nasty stuff.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 28 Jun 17 8.51am |
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Goodness gracious me. A lot of titillation on this thread.
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palace_in_frogland  In a broken dream 28 Jun 17 8.54am |
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How about "The Puncheon" ? Goes round and round in circles with very little forward penetration.
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 28 Jun 17 9.04am |
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Originally posted by manwitheagletattoo
What about a "Rampant Pardew" does a little dance when it gets excited Edited by manwitheagletattoo (28 Jun 2017 8.34am) More like the batteries cut out just before the climax
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| Part Time James 28 Jun 17 9.04am |
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Loving all the suggestions! "The Holloway" it tickles you but doesn't really hit the spot. "The Freedman" gets you ever so close to climax and then disappears up a different hole. "The Benteke" when you want a big head deep in your box.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 28 Jun 17 9.07am |
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Originally posted by YT
How about "The Big Sam"? In and out really quickly but very pleasing whilst in place and ultimately very rewarding. Lots of girth, takes a while to get going but gets the job done . Just when you're ready for round two it stops working !
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 28 Jun 17 9.08am |
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Adebyor Lots of fancy packaging, big but ultimately unfulfilling
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