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Part Time James Flag 11 May 17 3.06pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jimruss

I must admit as I was typing that yesterday I wasn't 100% sure if they already have fitness tests.

Judging by a lot of the police officers I see around London and the surrounding areas the test can't be that hard. How effective can they be if they have to put their belt on with a boomerang when they get dressed?

I've always wanted to commit a crime just to see if I can out-run a copper. I run at amateur athletic events and I often find myself sizing up coppers and security guards to decide whether I could take them in a race. That said, about 20 of the 300 members of the running club I belong to are police.

 




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elgrande Flag bedford 11 May 17 3.17pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I've always wanted to commit a crime just to see if I can out-run a copper. I run at amateur athletic events and I often find myself sizing up coppers and security guards to decide whether I could take them in a race. That said, about 20 of the 300 members of the running club I belong to are police.

Years and years ago,a mate of a mate was the proper archetypal "bank robber" proper old school villan.
And he used to train every day so that if he had to leg it he could out run the old bill.

He used to say run 2 miles then be fit enough to still "have a go if I had to".

Lovely

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 11 May 17 3.39pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I've always wanted to commit a crime just to see if I can out-run a copper. I run at amateur athletic events and I often find myself sizing up coppers and security guards to decide whether I could take them in a race. That said, about 20 of the 300 members of the running club I belong to are police.

They weren't called the Bow Street runners for nothing.

 


We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell]

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 11 May 17 5.01pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I've always wanted to commit a crime just to see if I can out-run a copper. I run at amateur athletic events and I often find myself sizing up coppers and security guards to decide whether I could take them in a race. That said, about 20 of the 300 members of the running club I belong to are police.

I think the issue isn't whether you can run further, but faster. I think its more about being nimble and smart, rather than just brute speed. You probably need to be able to sprint fast, and make quick decisions whilst out of eye sight, so as to lose them - Most people when the run, choose to run in a fairly predictable pattern (the opposite direction until they're knackered).

In a chase, car or otherwise, you need to lose your pursuer before they can get support organised. Once that happens, its almost impossible to escape.

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 11 May 17 5.03pm

Put Theresa May in some strong and stable stocks on parliament square.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 11 May 17 5.05pm

Originally posted by jimruss

I must admit as I was typing that yesterday I wasn't 100% sure if they already have fitness tests.

Judging by a lot of the police officers I see around London and the surrounding areas the test can't be that hard. How effective can they be if they have to put their belt on with a boomerang when they get dressed?

I guess it depends on what type of copper you are. I doubt there is too much call for being able to run as a forensics officer - corpses aren't known for their quick pace.

But definitely, the uniform on the street guys, need to be fit.

 


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croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 11 May 17 7.41pm

Originally posted by jimruss

I must admit as I was typing that yesterday I wasn't 100% sure if they already have fitness tests.

Judging by a lot of the police officers I see around London and the surrounding areas the test can't be that hard. How effective can they be if they have to put their belt on with a boomerang when they get dressed?

 

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Ginger Pubic Wig Flag Wickham de L'Ouest 12 May 17 9.53am Send a Private Message to Ginger Pubic Wig Add Ginger Pubic Wig as a friend

I propose a formal merger with Switzerland.

 


If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.

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Lyons550 Flag Shirley 12 May 17 10.31am Send a Private Message to Lyons550 Add Lyons550 as a friend

Originally posted by hedgehog50

They weren't called the Bow Street runners for nothing.


I play for the Met in their Bow St Runners team...not ALL of them can run!

 


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mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 12 May 17 11.12am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I've always wanted to commit a crime just to see if I can out-run a copper. I run at amateur athletic events and I often find myself sizing up coppers and security guards to decide whether I could take them in a race. That said, about 20 of the 300 members of the running club I belong to are police.

Do the coppers in your running club all make a nee nah nee nah noise when they're running?

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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.TUX. Flag 12 May 17 6.11pm

Abolish the Bank of England and print our own money (from thin air) instead.

 


Buy Litecoin.

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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 12 May 17 6.28pm

Originally posted by Lyons550


I play for the Met in their Bow St Runners team...not ALL of them can run!

Do their truncheons make them limp a bit?

 


We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell]

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