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 Holmesdale Steve  East Grinstead 16 Feb 10 2.44am |
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Brighton fans, is it true that the only way you can shag a woman is by sh1tting in her c*nt first?
There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot. |
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 16 Feb 10 9.33am |
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I was driving around Brighton last week without my SatNav and found myself going up unmade roads until I got to a dead-end. It is a common occurance for Brighton fans to go the wrong way up dirt tracks?
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 16 Feb 10 12.31pm |
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is it true that brighton fans prefer to use the brown tunnel rather than the dartford, blackwall or rotherhithe???
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 16 Feb 10 1.19pm |
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i was playing snooker against a Brighton fan a few weeks ago. His style of play was extraordinary. After each red ball he potted, he went straight after the brown ball, not matter how difficult the pot. Is this a particular trait of Brighton fans that you try and pot the brown at all costs ?
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 16 Feb 10 3.31pm |
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Pancake Tuesday in Brighton and the tossing of pan handles will be happening for most of the evening.
Edited by Forest Hillbilly (16 Feb 2010 3:31pm)
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 16 Feb 10 8.56pm |
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I've a friend in brighton who claims all his mates only like one type of soup. all confirmed batchelors.
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 16 Feb 10 8.59pm |
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Lots of Brighton fans like sailing near the caribbean.
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 16 Feb 10 9.00pm |
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a brighton fan collects used tampax.
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 16 Feb 10 9.56pm |
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I am a fan of citrus fruit. Can any Brighton followers give me some assistance on succking some plums ?
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3 Points  Russian Federation 16 Feb 10 10.50pm |
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Since childhood my fried has wanted to drive steam trains. Recently he found a job working at a heritage museum moving goods around, however one particular manoeuvre is causing him real problems. Could any Brighton fans give him some advice on shunting from behind? My other friend is a keen gardener, but is ageing and finds it increasingly difficult to shovel manure. Could any Brighton fans give him some pointers on how best to shovel s***?
Do any Brighton fans know how to deal with a problematic rear seat gunner?
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| Lancing BHA Lancing 17 Feb 10 2.11pm |
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If you guys became regular stand-up comedians at Jongleurs Comedy Club, it would go into administration within a few weeks.
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heff  kehlen 17 Feb 10 2.20pm |
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hmmm lancing wonder how many guys he has lanced
we hate brighton and hove albion. we hate brighton too ,and brighton. we hate brighton and hove albion but brighton we hate you... |
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