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morganistic 16 Sep 08 12.27pm
There are no gigs quite so bad, as those of AC/DC's, the floor is drenched in pss, and human fcking faeces. [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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morganistic

16 Sep 08 12.27pm

There are no gigs quite so bad,
as those of AC/DC's,
the floor is drenched in p*ss,
and human f*cking faeces.

[Link]
''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Kermit8 Hevon 16 Sep 08 12.33pm
Yer not Bonnie Yer not Steve Tyler Yer a Welsh bit With only two hits Lost in France If only You'd have saved us All that Total Eclipse baloney Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Kermit8

Hevon 16 Sep 08 12.33pm

Yer not Bonnie
Yer not Steve Tyler
Yer a Welsh bit
With only two hits
Lost in France
If only
You'd have saved us
All that Total Eclipse baloney

Big chest and massive boobs

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fubar 16 Sep 08 12.42pm
Holly Valance I've got a 42 inch plasma HDTV and when you're on it, I jizz, repeatedly too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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fubar 16 Sep 08 12.42pm

Holly Valance

I've got a 42 inch plasma HDTV
and when you're on it, I jizz, repeatedly

too far gone.. aint no way back

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fubar 16 Sep 08 12.43pm
Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 12:02pm Ode to Stevie Nicks Some of your stuff with Fleetwood Mac was pure and utter class, But then you got cocaine blown up your stinking dirty ase ha ha too far gone.. aint no way back* this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 12:02pm

Ode to Stevie Nicks

Some of your stuff with Fleetwood Mac
was pure and utter class,
But then you got cocaine blown up
your stinking dirty a*se

ha ha

too far gone.. aint no way back

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eryr Caerphillydelphia 16 Sep 08 12.55pm
Posh Some say you're thick, Some say you're chic, Some say you're skinny, From the workout on Dave's dick. Some say you're crass, Some say you're class, Some say you're happy, With a bottle up your ass. Dulce et decorum est pro Palace mori "Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts". "No, I am a Selt. You are a Sunt." "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright [Link]
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Caerphillydelphia 16 Sep 08 12.55pm

Posh

Some say you're thick,
Some say you're chic,
Some say you're skinny,
From the workout on Dave's dick.

Some say you're crass,
Some say you're class,
Some say you're happy,
With a bottle up your ass.

Dulce et decorum est pro Palace mori

"Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts".
"No, I am a Selt. You are a Sunt."

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright

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eagleeye The dark side 16 Sep 08 2.51pm
Wham ,you had many hits that covered a wide musical spectrum, pity that George Michael was only intrested in Andy Ridgley's rectum. Elto John, you screaming queen, you dont know whether to dress as a duchess or duke, and that song you did about Di the slag really make me puke ! Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a st **************************************************************** Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!!
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eagleeye

The dark side 16 Sep 08 2.51pm

Wham ,you had many hits
that covered a wide musical spectrum,
pity that George Michael was only intrested
in Andy Ridgley's rectum.

Elto John, you screaming queen,
you dont know whether to dress as a duchess or duke,
and that song you did about Di the slag
really make me puke !

Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t
******************************************************************

Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!!

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Uncle Focker 16 Sep 08 3.33pm
Katie Melua Good singer?....the hell you are! 5 million bicycles in Beijing... you are a bike love, but over here. I'd love to fcuk you in the rear. Gone away
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Uncle Focker

16 Sep 08 3.33pm

Katie Melua

Good singer?....the hell you are!

5 million bicycles in Beijing... you are a bike love, but over here.

I'd love to fcuk you in the rear.

Gone away

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 16 Sep 08 3.37pm
Gareth Gates you've got no mates You think you're like Paul Anka But you're a pillow biting wan-ker. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Cucking Funt

Clapham on the Back 16 Sep 08 3.37pm

Gareth Gates
you've got no mates
You think you're like Paul Anka
But you're a pillow biting wan-ker.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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EagleEyedAlbert ...too far north of the water. 16 Sep 08 4.32pm
Ringo Starr Was it really you who drummed? Or maybe was it Paul? I'm not fond of any Beatle but you're the worst one of all Tell me, how did you get so far? Because you sure can't drum and you sure can't sing But baby you can drive my car. thomas the tank that was also w* but ob la de ob la da- life goes on and you've got a s* load in your bank ...said Thomas. "IS HE!!?" -Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense: Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link] HOL Radio Twitter: [Link] Me on the Twitter: [Link] "You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"
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Ringo Starr

Was it really you who drummed?
Or maybe was it Paul?
I'm not fond of any Beatle
but you're the worst one of all

Tell me, how did you get so far?
Because you sure can't drum
and you sure can't sing
But baby you can drive my car.

thomas the tank
that was also w***
but ob la de ob la da- life goes on
and you've got a s*** load in your bank

...said Thomas.

"IS HE!!?"

-Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense:

Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link]

HOL Radio Twitter: [Link]

Me on the Twitter: [Link]

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Seth On a pale blue dot 16 Sep 08 4.42pm
Funniest thread in ages. Sandie Shaw You were barefoot on the floor Singing Puppet on a String With your enigmatic grin Now nobody's heard of you any more Lemmy from Motorhead By rights you should be dead With all the amphetamine And more coke than I've ever seen You pumped into your head Jimmy Page Act your age You played Stairway to Heaven But now you're 107 Edited by Seth (16 Sep 2008 10:16pm) "You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16
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Seth

On a pale blue dot 16 Sep 08 4.42pm

Funniest thread in ages.

Sandie Shaw
You were barefoot on the floor
Singing Puppet on a String
With your enigmatic grin
Now nobody's heard of you any more

Lemmy from Motorhead
By rights you should be dead
With all the amphetamine
And more coke than I've ever seen
You pumped into your head

Jimmy Page
Act your age
You played Stairway to Heaven
But now you're 107

Edited by Seth (16 Sep 2008 10:16pm)

"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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Seth On a pale blue dot 16 Sep 08 4.49pm
BB King By christ you can sing Best gig I ever saw Was you at the Fairfield Hall "You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16
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Seth

On a pale blue dot 16 Sep 08 4.49pm

BB King
By christ you can sing
Best gig I ever saw
Was you at the Fairfield Hall

"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 4.57pm
The Beach Boys ! Who are you trying to kid? You're all over 65 Those of you who are still alive. You might own many acres, but now the only Good Vibrations are generated from your pacemakers. Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening
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Jake d'Eagle

in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 4.57pm

The Beach Boys ! Who are you trying to kid?
You're all over 65
Those of you who are still alive.

You might own many acres,
but now the only Good Vibrations
are generated from your pacemakers.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

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