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saxoneagle Bromley 27 Sep 07 7.58pm | |
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The Simpsons Watch on as Jessica showers...
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saxoneagle Bromley 27 Sep 07 8.01pm | |
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Deadliest Catch Each week, a Z-list celeb has his pick of hookers to have unprotected sex with. The following week, they return to see what they've got. First week - Hugh Grant
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saxoneagle Bromley 27 Sep 07 8.03pm | |
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Little Britain Cucking tours these great isles looking for someone littler than he.
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morganistic 28 Sep 07 12.06am | |
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No Thanks I'll Give It A Miss World
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Johnny Eagles berlin 28 Sep 07 10.18am | |
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Ready Steady W@nk BBC2, Weekdays, 4pm. Using the most basic of ingredients, contestants compete to cobble together a pornographic mixture spicy enough for Ainsley Harriot to bring himself off. In this week's episode, the "Purple Tomato-Heads" are given nothing but the lingerie pages of a Freeman's Catalogue while the "Green Pepper-Ends" have to make do with a copy of Jade Goody's exercise workout DVD. Edited by Johnny Eagles (28 Sep 2007 10:19am)
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread... |
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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 28 Sep 07 10.43am | |
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The 9 O'Clock Noose Huw Edwards, a rope, and a daily phone vote (1.50 a min) whoever gets the most votes, gets the drop. (This would be MASSIVE) - I think the Taliban did something similar before they banned TV altogether.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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Johnny Eagles berlin 28 Sep 07 10.43am | |
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Quote morganistic at 27 Sep 2007 10:05am
To Fight With Trevor McDonald. the legendary broadcaster is deprived of food for 36 hours - and then members of the public are invited to goad and bait him into violence Edited by morganistic (27 Sep 2007 10:07am) Just pissed myself laughing at this one. GENIUS!
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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Sep 07 11.18am | |
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One man and his Dog Big Brother Jim'll Fix I.T. Rump-hole of the Bailey Edited by The Sash (28 Sep 2007 11:18am)
As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014 |
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LiamC Up Shit Creek, sans paddle 28 Sep 07 12.15pm | |
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Ceefax would just be a series of ASCII pictures of women being gangbanged by a variety of animals
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kinky1960 Hampshire 28 Sep 07 12.28pm | |
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Father Dead Old Ted back from the grave! Doc Fartin The maladjusted Doc who is scared of blood gets a severe case of wind
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Stuk Top half 28 Sep 07 12.52pm | |
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7UP A gameshow involving ladies and objects, like Jenga in reverse! First to get all 7 up wins.
Optimistic as ever |
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morganistic 28 Sep 07 12.53pm | |
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Ahmadinejad, Get Me Out Of Here
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