You can get a cream for that

Indeed. Either two bob clickbait journalism or a little hint of what may follow to get us used to the idea.
All I know is that Zaha, according to various outlets, at one point put in a transfer request, citing a desire to play in European competition, upon which Parish valued him at £80m - there were no takers. Now Zaha finds himself in a position where he is free to chase his desire, but who will come calling for a player who isn't getting any younger and who is showing increasing signs of injury problems? None of this makes any sense.

He has done us again .
Says he wants to leave , we offer him a big pay rise and guess what , he stays .
At least this will be the last time he will be able to do it .
Saying that I am glad he is staying , or is he ?

Please No, that’s just way too much and is utter madness!

He’s been great for us but please tell me we don’t do this and just let him go.

Time to get rid.

Right or wrong an offer was made, one that is unbelievable and way far off any other he would get from teams in England or abroad. I believe that Zaha is smart enough to understand that the offer Parish has made, means he is absolutely secure for life. We keep our best ever player-let me remind Brighton away two goals in 2013 and his fantastic appearance later ay Wembley which was epitomised with the penalty and Palace's stay in the premiership from then on to date-There is always the risk of injuries, more every year he is older, but the meaning of the whole process is that a mediocre premiership team has the power to keep its legend for life.Time will show if the move was wise.

Has Wilf got some, err, compromising pictures of Parish.

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn