Originally posted by nickgusset

w***ers. Can't do stereotypical chants about black people now. World's gorn mad. Can't sing about the gays either. Who is left?

There should be humour in everything; the size of black assets is well established in our culture. Today I went to a Waitrose Store and listened to a lady giving a manager considerable grief about their bunches of beetroots. I learned that she likes them to all be of similar size (better for producing medallions as an important part of a Corden Bleu cooking presentation). She pointed out the lasting power of individual beets saying that a small one would last (require cooking time of) twenty minutes but the largest in the bunch would last ninety minutes in boiling water.

There are far too many people looking for everyone to be PC.

I thought it was the Hammersmith tattoo joke.

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

I've not had any ladies complain to me about any short-comings in the 'Undercarriage' department.

But at the end of the day I have always held the view of "Quality rather than quantity".

Edited by Willo (21 Sep 2017 8.37am)

They generally don't feed back directly to the undercarriagee, they feed back to their friends.

EDIT: If the Avon lady has been calling round more often than usual then the feedback has probably been good.

Edited by Part Time James (21 Sep 2017 10.01am)

It's still racist to stereotype people based on their race, even if it's a positive stereotype, like Scandinavians being attractive, Asians being good at math and black men having big dicks.

However, it's actually racist to assume that the Man U fans are being racist when they chant about Lukaku having a big dick, because it's not clear whether they chant this because they think he has one because he's black, or because he's a superstud goalscorer.

Think back to Man U's chant about Vidic: "He comes from Serbia...he'll f***ing murder ya!" Is he a murderer because he kills people (not racist), or is he a murderer because all Serbians are prone to killing people (racist)? Where was KIO then? So the KIO folks are jumping in on the Lukaku chant now because - and only because - Lukaku is black, which is f***ing racist.

Did I just blow your minds?

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

If we had a song about Jason Puncheon having a big truncheon I can almost certainly say it's because it was a convenient rhyme.