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fubar 16 Sep 08 11.41am
Ode to Flavor Flav Flavor Flav whats the time? Chuck D was lyrical with the rhyme Whereas you just acted like a cock Whilst around your neck - a grandfather clock too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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fubar 16 Sep 08 11.41am

Ode to Flavor Flav

Flavor Flav whats the time?
Chuck D was lyrical with the rhyme
Whereas you just acted like a cock
Whilst around your neck - a grandfather clock

too far gone.. aint no way back

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Southampton_Eagle At the after party 16 Sep 08 11.44am
MC Hammer I've got a fiver so I'll have a punt That you're a baggy trousered gospel singing c*nt.
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MC Hammer

I've got a fiver so I'll have a punt
That you're a baggy trousered gospel singing c*nt.

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morganistic 16 Sep 08 11.47am
i met that bloke, Stephen Gateley, cheeky c*nt tried to fellate me [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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16 Sep 08 11.47am

i met that bloke,
Stephen Gateley,
cheeky c*nt
tried to fellate me

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 16 Sep 08 11.54am
Ode to Oasis What's the story Morning glory? An album full of hits copied from the Beatles You plagiarising gits Living life as yobo's giving it Large to strangers cos with all your minders you thought you're safe from danger Then Liam picked a fight with a suit at an airport gate He smashed your fcuking teeth out No so big without your minders you t***ty Manc cnut. FH Edited by Forest Hillbilly (16 Sep 2008 11:54am) I disengage, I turn the page.
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Ode to Oasis

What's the story
Morning glory?
An album full of hits
copied from the Beatles
You plagiarising gits

Living life as yobo's
giving it Large to strangers
cos with all your minders
you thought you're safe from danger

Then Liam picked a fight with a suit
at an airport gate
He smashed your fcuking teeth out
No so big without your minders you t***ty Manc cnut.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (16 Sep 2008 11:54am)

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fubar 16 Sep 08 11.56am
Ode to the Bee Gees I danced with you, I shagged to you Those impossible high notes and that bouffanted man-hair! Now from my record shelf, whilst gathering dust Your cheesy grins forlornly stare too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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fubar 16 Sep 08 11.56am

Ode to the Bee Gees

I danced with you, I shagged to you
Those impossible high notes and that bouffanted man-hair!
Now from my record shelf, whilst gathering dust
Your cheesy grins forlornly stare

too far gone.. aint no way back

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morganistic 16 Sep 08 12.02pm
Ode to Stevie Nicks Some of your stuff with Fleetwood Mac was pure and utter class, But then you got cocaine blown up your stinking dirty a*se [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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16 Sep 08 12.02pm

Ode to Stevie Nicks

Some of your stuff with Fleetwood Mac
was pure and utter class,
But then you got cocaine blown up
your stinking dirty a*se

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SpikeyMatt Fishing for condiments 16 Sep 08 12.05pm
People talk about Justin Timberlake With such affection Just thinking about him now Gives me a whopping erection Twitter! [Tweet Link] Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba
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Fishing for condiments 16 Sep 08 12.05pm

People talk about Justin Timberlake
With such affection
Just thinking about him now
Gives me a whopping erection

Twitter!

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Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba

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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 12.06pm
Oh J'Lo, J'Lo Like an angel with a Halo, But if you're still Jenny from the Block, Any chance you could suck my cock? Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening
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in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 12.06pm

Oh J'Lo, J'Lo
Like an angel with a Halo,
But if you're still Jenny from the Block,
Any chance you could suck my cock?

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 16 Sep 08 12.14pm
Leo Sayer Singing Gayer The man with Starsky hair He had it all At three foot tall But now his cupboards bare. He's a one man band No bigger than your hand Full of vigour and wailing Like Simon Le Bon The Show must go on I hope you're as good at sailing FH Edited by Forest Hillbilly (16 Sep 2008 2:34pm) I disengage, I turn the page.
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Leo Sayer
Singing Gayer
The man with Starsky hair
He had it all
At three foot tall
But now his cupboards bare.

He's a one man band
No bigger than your hand
Full of vigour and wailing
Like Simon Le Bon
The Show must go on
I hope you're as good at sailing

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (16 Sep 2008 2:34pm)

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morganistic 16 Sep 08 12.18pm
Quote Forest Hillbilly at 16 Sep 2008 12:14pm Leo Sayer Singinging Gayer The man with Starsky hair He had it all At three foot tall But now his cupboards bare. He's a one man band No bigger than your hand Full of vigour and wailing Like Simon Le Bon The Show must go on I hope you're as good at sailing FH superb. [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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16 Sep 08 12.18pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 16 Sep 2008 12:14pm

Leo Sayer
Singinging Gayer
The man with Starsky hair
He had it all
At three foot tall
But now his cupboards bare.

He's a one man band
No bigger than your hand
Full of vigour and wailing
Like Simon Le Bon
The Show must go on
I hope you're as good at sailing

superb.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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morganistic 16 Sep 08 12.22pm
Sabrina you're a dirty bitch, in bed i bet you're reckless, i'd love to get my big dick out and give you a pearl necklace [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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16 Sep 08 12.22pm

Sabrina you're a dirty bitch,
in bed i bet you're reckless,
i'd love to get my big dick out
and give you a pearl necklace

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 12.25pm
Michael Jackson and his brothers, Loads of Motown hits, Michael would still have a career, If he was more fond of tits. Instead he's taken to hidin' and skulkin' Because he shagged Macauley Culkin. Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening
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in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 12.25pm

Michael Jackson and his brothers,
Loads of Motown hits,
Michael would still have a career,
If he was more fond of tits.

Instead he's taken to hidin' and skulkin'
Because he shagged Macauley Culkin.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

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