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 kav  The Helicopter View 19 Jan 05 10.31am |
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I`ll have a good look. Would one pot be enough do you think?
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| asavage1 Horley 19 Jan 05 12.49pm |
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Kav, Forget the Pot Noodle thats never going to work, as you've said she wants to be wined and dined, and lets be honest anyone can boil the kettle and pour it in the pot. So go for the Super Noodles OK its pretty much the same except you need to boil and stir them in a saucepan, thus showing her you can cook. She is then amazed at your expertise in the kitchen and will reciprocate by showing you hers in the boudoir. If your really lucky, you should be able to persuade her to wash up when she cooks you breakfast!!!
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| kav The Helicopter View 19 Jan 05 2.12pm |
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Joking aside,this is a serious thread and I need this teasing young lady to let me in.The old breast rub last night is not enough. I`m gonna cook something that`ll wet her appetite. Any suggestions(apart from super noodles in a sandwich)? Something simple(I can cook)but notthat simple. Edited by kav (19 Jan 2005 2:12pm) Edited by kav (19 Jan 2005 2:18pm)
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 19 Jan 05 2.19pm |
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Quote kav at 19 Jan 2005 2:12pm
Joking aside,this is a serious thread and I need this teasing young lady to let me in.The old breast rub last night is not enough. I`m gonna cook something that`ll wet her appetite. Any suggestions(apart from super noodles in a sandwich)? Something simple(I can cook)but notthat simple. Coq au vin. Or cock au vin if she doesn't like the first idea.
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| mikeyeagle Worthing 19 Jan 05 11.31pm |
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Maybe a little late for this post now, but to be honest, chances are she'll be flattered that you're making an effort, so be realistic and don't try something that could turn out a complete disaster. Spag Bol probably isn't a bad idea...has worked for me before. Basically anything that ain't from a packet and nuked will probably work. Well, aside of fish fingers, but you might get them later.
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| kav The Helicopter View 20 Jan 05 10.28am |
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Update:Evening went quite well.Was pleased to find out that I`m not going mad and that in fact she`s got the painters in.That`ll explain a few things. So it`s sit tight for a few more days and then the troops will be unleashed.
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| matthau South Croydon 20 Jan 05 10.48am |
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rape?
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| Smokey Hiding under Syd Little's floorboa... 20 Jan 05 11.05am |
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Quote matthau at 20 Jan 2005 10:48am
rape?
Perhaps he should just try offering money!
"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005 |
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| kav The Helicopter View 20 Jan 05 11.20am |
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Could try for the back door maybe? Offering money`s not an option because in that case I might as well take my pick of a bunch of whores. Patience is needed here and a bucket load of alcohol down her kneck this weekend.
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| Selhurst Stallion Guildford 20 Jan 05 11.25am |
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Quote kav at 20 Jan 2005 10:28am
Update:Evening went quite well.Was pleased to find out that I`m not going mad and that in fact she`s got the painters in.That`ll explain a few things. So it`s sit tight for a few more days and then the troops will be unleashed. Loved to have heard the conversation! Kav : Enjoy your meal? Bird : Yes thanks. Kav : Good enough to let me bone you? Bird : I would but I've got the painters in. Kav : That's a relief, I've been worried all this time that you've just been teasing me and didn't want me to introduce my Purple Headed Womb Broom to your Clapping Fish and all my mates on The HOL have been helping with advice on what to do next. Can't wait until you stop bleeding. Edited by Selhurst Stallion (20 Jan 2005 11:31am)
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| kav The Helicopter View 20 Jan 05 11.35am |
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Freaky!!!!!!
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| kav The Helicopter View 21 Jan 05 10.32am |
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That baby oil massage(that nobody suggested!)worked wonders.
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