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"My Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates....'cause you never know what your gonna get" -Forest Gump- "If you build it he will come" -In the Field of Dreams" "I see dead people" -Sixth Sense"
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Not forgetting the classic "This is a robbery"
He shoots, he spoons |
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"You ever tried eating sweetcorn with no fvckin' teeth" & "we're on a mission from God" Blues Brothers
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From "Friday" "You got knocked the f*ck out!" Classic
Super Dowie |
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Crocodile Dundee When Mick Dundee is cornered by some mugger who pull a knife on him!!!!! "That's not a knife." "THIS is a knife." (Pulling out his huge Crocodile hunting knife.)
Association R.I.P. DJ Hardline -- Gone Way Too Soon GKAS Member 54 |
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Quote Farawayeagle at 15 Sep 2004 7:05am
Crocodile Dundee When Mick Dundee is cornered by some mugger who pull a knife on him!!!!! "That's not a knife." "THIS is a knife." (Pulling out his huge Crocodile hunting knife.) I prefer the Simpsons' version When the guy says "This is a knife ", Bart says "No, that's a spoon". ..... well it made me laugh anyway.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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Quote Jake d'Eagle at 15 Sep 2004 7:48am
Quote Farawayeagle at 15 Sep 2004 7:05am
Crocodile Dundee When Mick Dundee is cornered by some mugger who pull a knife on him!!!!! "That's not a knife." "THIS is a knife." (Pulling out his huge Crocodile hunting knife.) I prefer the Simpsons' version When the guy says "This is a knife ", Bart says "No, that's a spoon". ..... well it made me laugh anyway.
FFS MURRAY |
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Quote Danger at 15 Sep 2004 7:50am
Quote Jake d'Eagle at 15 Sep 2004 7:48am
Quote Farawayeagle at 15 Sep 2004 7:05am
Crocodile Dundee When Mick Dundee is cornered by some mugger who pull a knife on him!!!!! "That's not a knife." "THIS is a knife." (Pulling out his huge Crocodile hunting knife.) I prefer the Simpsons' version When the guy says "This is a knife ", Bart says "No, that's a spoon". ..... well it made me laugh anyway.
Keep taking the medicine guys!!!
Association R.I.P. DJ Hardline -- Gone Way Too Soon GKAS Member 54 |
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Do you suck dick, Private? Sir, no Sir Bulls***, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
FFS MURRAY |
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"Cockney Villain? Cockney Villain?
You were gun running during the Spanish Civil War? Best time to do it Rodney. |
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As I was walking through Earls Court in to a pub I was lured. The landlord said where you from as I downed the Amber fluid. I said now get it straight I'm an Aussie mate and I'm looking to get plastered. But the beer is crook and the birds all look like you you pommy ??????? Up the Palace
You were gun running during the Spanish Civil War? Best time to do it Rodney. |
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"Listen you f***ers you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum, the cons, the dogs, the filth, the s***. Here is someone who stood up."
F*ck you, f*ck you very much!! |
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