When I was a lad I locked all my p*rnography in a box and threw the key away because I became concerned about the frequency of my w**king. So I totally understand.

To continue the analogy further, after two days I prized the side off the box with a screw driver and spent the rest of the day w**king like a monkey.

When I was a lad I locked all my p*rnography in a box and threw the key away because I became concerned about the frequency of my w**king. So I totally understand.

To continue the analogy further, after two days I prized the side off the box with a screw driver and spent the rest of the day w**king like a monkey.

Must've been another monkey

Edited by monkey (19 Apr 2017 6.23pm)

I'm sorry, but is that really necessary?

Some of us would like to post more, but don't for fear "of the garbage that they post" being considered "the garbage that [they] they post". Well I don't wish to post garbage, but if every post-garbage post I - or we (forgive the garbage) - post - pre - or post- ("post-" is probably more likely, I propose) - garbage, is automatically (garbagely, if you ask my opinion - if that isn't a load of garbage) considered reduced to the level - or status, if you will (nor, frankly - come to think not of it - which we so clearly mightn't - won't), of "garbage", then what encouragement is there to post? Garbage!

Or otherwise.

Sorry about that. It's in my genes.