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coulsdoneagle London 06 Apr 17 9.34pm | |
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Frankie Boyle sums up how I feel about Celebrity Atheists
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Part Time James 06 Apr 17 9.38pm | |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
I view anyone who calls themself an 'atheist' as being dangerously fruity and probably a communist, too boot. Frankly modern society disgusts me and giving people more room to believe such nonsense as 'there is no God' is damaging society. I hope the government clamps down on godless heretics, preferably using the arbitrary removal of basic human rights upon discovery of a 'human' concealing a Richard Dawkins book. I guess this is true. Religion strictly prohibits friends of Dorothy. Without it it's almost impossible to resist the urge to cottage.
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NKEagle Pyongyang 06 Apr 17 11.57pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I guess this is true. Religion strictly prohibits friends of Dorothy. Without it it's almost impossible to resist the urge to cottage. Ironically, God himself may well be a gay man. As old as He is, he's never been married, and never even shown any interest in women. Moreover, when He wanted to have a child, He used artificial insemination.
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bexleydave Barnehurst 07 Apr 17 8.39am | |
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The reasoning of French philosopher Blaise Pascal (called Pascal's Wager) is worth considering. He suggested that belief or not in God was a bet and that, and I'm paraphrasing here, on balance, it was better to bet that God exists because, if He does, you're a winner, and if He doesn't, you've lost nothing.
Bexley Dave Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing! "The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum) |
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Part Time James 07 Apr 17 8.54am | |
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Originally posted by bexleydave
The reasoning of French philosopher Blaise Pascal (called Pascal's Wager) is worth considering. He suggested that belief or not in God was a bet and that, and I'm paraphrasing here, on balance, it was better to bet that God exists because, if He does, you're a winner, and if He doesn't, you've lost nothing. What if God can read your thoughts and you get up there and he says "the only reason you forced yourself to believe in me was because you thought you could blag a tasty afterlife"? I reckon if God turned out to exist he'd go "at least you were honest".
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jamiemartin721 Reading 07 Apr 17 10.08am | |
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Originally posted by bexleydave
The reasoning of French philosopher Blaise Pascal (called Pascal's Wager) is worth considering. He suggested that belief or not in God was a bet and that, and I'm paraphrasing here, on balance, it was better to bet that God exists because, if He does, you're a winner, and if He doesn't, you've lost nothing.
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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bexleydave Barnehurst 07 Apr 17 12.30pm | |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Other than having missed out on experiences in life by adhering to absurd tenets of religion
Bexley Dave Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing! "The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum) |
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Part Time James 07 Apr 17 12.34pm | |
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I'd like to think the first people relegated to hell were the people that went round hurting and bullying people in the name of religion. I'm not even talking fanatics. I am talking about people selling their God in the hope that heaven operates some kind of commission based hierarchical system. Some of the nastiest people I have encountered have been devout Christians and they are probably utterly convinced there's a palace waiting for them in the afterlife because they've spent their Sunday mornings in church singing songs and eating bread in between their weekly b****** duties.
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Part Time James 07 Apr 17 12.36pm | |
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Knowing my luck, when I die I'll come back as a Palace fan. And Holloway will be back in charge.
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Mr_Gristle In the land of Whelk Eaters 07 Apr 17 12.39pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Knowing my luck, when I die I'll come back as a Palace fan. And Holloway will be back in charge. Better watch your karma levels; you don't want the Peter Taylor version.
Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune) |
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Part Time James 07 Apr 17 12.43pm | |
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Originally posted by Mr_Gristle
Better watch your karma levels; you don't want the Peter Taylor version. I don't. For some reason though, I have fond memories of Peter Taylor. Well no, actually I don't have many memories at all, I just don't instantly think of him when I think of sh*te Palace managers. I was quite fond of Holloway as well actually, but in hindsight it was just because he was a clown and at the helm of Palace was not the best place for a clown.
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bexleydave Barnehurst 07 Apr 17 12.48pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
What if God can read your thoughts and you get up there and he says "the only reason you forced yourself to believe in me was because you thought you could blag a tasty afterlife"? I think you've outlined the basis of a whole PhD thesis right there.
Bexley Dave Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing! "The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum) |
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