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martin2412 Living The Dream 27 Mar 17 4.41pm
Originally posted by miss smith reading your posts over the years you must be one heck of a man, you seem to know much more than any body else about every thing that there is to know, and your are also very good looking or perhaps your just an other prize bullsh*ter ,you are alan pardew and i claim my reward I bet he's not as gorgeous (or as well hung) as me though.
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Living The Dream 27 Mar 17 4.41pm

Originally posted by miss smith

reading your posts over the years you must be one heck of a man, you seem to know much more than any body else about every thing that there is to know, and your are also very good looking or perhaps your just an other prize bullsh*ter ,you are alan pardew and i claim my reward

I bet he's not as gorgeous (or as well hung) as me though.

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Part Time James 27 Mar 17 4.41pm
Originally posted by Kermit8 I just have. And the answer is still 'no'. Now leave me alone before I call the rozzers. I love the tension.
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27 Mar 17 4.41pm

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Originally posted by Kermit8

I just have. And the answer is still 'no'. Now leave me alone before I call the rozzers.

I love the tension.

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jamiemartin721 Reading 27 Mar 17 4.46pm
Originally posted by Part Time James I never have been. I am reporting the above post for being exclusive and discriminatory against ugly blokes. I've turned a few heads in my time, mostly to the sound of 'f**k me that Meatloaf's let himself go'. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Reading 27 Mar 17 4.46pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I never have been. I am reporting the above post for being exclusive and discriminatory against ugly blokes.

I've turned a few heads in my time, mostly to the sound of 'f**k me that Meatloaf's let himself go'.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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jamiemartin721 Reading 27 Mar 17 4.48pm
Originally posted by Kermit8 You've never walked down Old Compton Street? I don't believe you. Last time I was down Old Compton Street there was a lot of shops catering to S+M and p***.graphy, and it seemed like a very nice place. I think the people were a bit confused though, as men and women kepts asking me about the date. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Reading 27 Mar 17 4.48pm

Originally posted by Kermit8

You've never walked down Old Compton Street? I don't believe you.

Last time I was down Old Compton Street there was a lot of shops catering to S+M and p***.graphy, and it seemed like a very nice place. I think the people were a bit confused though, as men and women kepts asking me about the date.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 27 Mar 17 5.41pm
Nobody has mentioned ahem Noel Edmunds This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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On The Road To Hell & Alicante 27 Mar 17 5.41pm

Nobody has mentioned *ahem* Noel Edmunds

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 27 Mar 17 5.58pm
Originally posted by Kermit8 Do you think so monkey? And she seem's like a right little charmer too. Lucky me. Yeah mate, she obviously wants you, the abuse is just to get your attention
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Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 27 Mar 17 5.58pm

Originally posted by Kermit8

Do you think so monkey? And she seem's like a right little charmer too. Lucky me.

Yeah mate, she obviously wants you, the abuse is just to get your attention

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 27 Mar 17 5.59pm
Originally posted by jamiemartin721 Last time I was down Old Compton Street there was a lot of shops catering to S+M and p*.graphy, and it seemed like a very nice place. I think the people were a bit confused though, as men and women kepts asking me about the date. I remember, many years ago, seeing a shop in Old Compton Street with a fist-shaped dildo proudly displayed in the window. It was a very small fist and I recall thinking that it would have been wholly inadequate for any purpose a possible purchaser might wish to put it to. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham**
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Clapham on the Back 27 Mar 17 5.59pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

I remember, many years ago, seeing a shop in Old Compton Street with a fist-shaped dildo proudly displayed in the window. It was a very small fist and I recall thinking that it would have been wholly inadequate for any purpose a possible purchaser might wish to put it to.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Kermit8 Hevon 27 Mar 17 6.09pm
Originally posted by Cucking Funt I remember, many years ago, seeing a shop in Old Compton Street with a fist-shaped dildo proudly displayed in the window. It was a very small fist and I recall thinking that it would have been wholly inadequate for any purpose a possible purchaser might wish to put it to. Well, come on. Don't leave us in suspense. Were you right or not? Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 27 Mar 17 6.09pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Well, come on. Don't leave us in suspense. Were you right or not?

Big chest and massive boobs

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jamiemartin721 Reading 28 Mar 17 11.58am
Originally posted by Cucking Funt I remember, many years ago, seeing a shop in Old Compton Street with a fist-shaped dildo proudly displayed in the window. It was a very small fist and I recall thinking that it would have been wholly inadequate for any purpose a possible purchaser might wish to put it to. Presumably a training tool. If its not up to the elbow, its not fisting. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Reading 28 Mar 17 11.58am

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Presumably a training tool. If its not up to the elbow, its not fisting.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Part Time James 28 Mar 17 12.08pm
Originally posted by jamiemartin721 Presumably a training tool. If its not up to the elbow, its not fisting. How long have you been working in the farming industry?
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Part Time James

28 Mar 17 12.08pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Presumably a training tool. If its not up to the elbow, its not fisting.

How long have you been working in the farming industry?

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Part Time James 28 Mar 17 12.09pm
Originally posted by jamiemartin721 I've turned a few heads in my time, mostly to the sound of 'f**k me that Meatloaf's let himself go'. I didn't ever think you'd look like Meatloaf. I get images in my head of what HOL users might look like and for you I've always thought Stephen Merchant/Peter Crouch. Sounds like I was way off.
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Part Time James

28 Mar 17 12.09pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

I've turned a few heads in my time, mostly to the sound of 'f**k me that Meatloaf's let himself go'.

I didn't ever think you'd look like Meatloaf. I get images in my head of what HOL users might look like and for you I've always thought Stephen Merchant/Peter Crouch. Sounds like I was way off.

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reborn 28 Mar 17 12.14pm
Originally posted by Cucking Funt Ant & Dec - inexplicably popular pair of tw*ts. Dan Snow - over-simplifies history to the point of error. Shameless BBC nepotism. Philip Schofield - Why? What, exactly, are his talents? More, please. They speak very highly of you, particularly Schofield My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs
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