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713 Kerry Katona's Cash Lady Advert
As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014 |
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The aroma of a freshly used autopsey room.
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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715. Resting his testicles in an ice bath on a summer's afternoon.
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716. Fertile dogs.
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains. |
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717. Double 0 'I have seven inches in my mouth'.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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718. Linen
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719. crabs with venereal disease.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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720. Septuagesima
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721. Kyle Reece Edited by JL85 (14 Jun 2013 2.47pm)
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722. Geoff Horsfield Edited by DanH (14 Jun 2013 2.47pm)
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723. Tim's year
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724. Nelson Mandela's heart monitor
Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial |
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