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Moose In the sewer pipe... 17 Sep 08 1.53pm | |
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Quote Cucking Funt at 16 Sep 2008 4:30pm
Inspector Moose The pint sized insurance sleuth keeps the streets of Shirley and Addiscombe crime free, armed only with a season ticket and a second hand VW Scirocco. This week, there's trouble brewing when the local Hell's Angell is caught loitering by the local girls' school gates and the Inspector has to administer a caution. Again. For the sixteenth time. In a week. A Funty thing happened on the way to the Forum Musical set in the 1980s following the traumatic journey of a fifteen year old boy going to meet his mates at the pub in the Whitgift Centre. On the way he is accosted and abducted by a local ne'er-do-well, and transported to a filthy dungeon somewhere in South Norwood. Eighteen years later, after undergoing degrading and often depraved sexual torture, he escapes, only to find that his mates hadn't waited for him and the pub has been demolished, replaced by Millies f*cking Cookies. Features the songs "Chloroform Makes the World Go Around" and "Spread a Little Boybutter".
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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 20 Sep 08 1.58pm | |
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Pikester About the House More double entendre fuelled hilarity as the ever-tumescent scallywag demonstrates to his shapely flatmates his method of 'organically' watering the houseplants. Confusion and uproar ensue when the landlord unexpectedly drops in and is offered a glass of home made wine.
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Kermit8 Hevon 25 Sep 08 8.42am | |
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Mein (Fuhrer) About The House Episode 15: Robin finally gets it on with Chrissie but she is horrified when she see's that he has been circumcised being an anti-Semite an' all.
Big chest and massive boobs |
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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 26 Sep 08 1.27pm | |
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Ready, Steady, Cuck! Ainsley Harriott watches hystericvally while 2 marginally less annoying chefs try and out run Mr Funt armed with a Taser.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 26 Sep 08 6.11pm | |
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Quote Jake d'Eagle at 26 Sep 2008 1:27pm
Ready, Steady, Cuck! Ainsley Harriott watches hystericvally while 2 marginally less annoying chefs try and out run Mr Funt armed with a Taser.
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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 28 Sep 08 6.49pm | |
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Who do you Think You Are ? Z-list clebrities are tied in a sack, beaten viciously about the head and kept in a cellar until amnesia sets in. Hosted by James Whale, James Galway and James May off Top Gear for no good reason
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 15 Oct 08 10.03pm | |
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Today in Parliament find out what george clinton got up to today.
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 15 Oct 08 11.21pm | |
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Widdecombe Dancing Will Anne get a partner this week?
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 22 Oct 08 11.59pm | |
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has this channel finally shut down....?
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morganistic 23 Oct 08 12.13am | |
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Quote nickgusset at 22 Oct 2008 11:59pm
has this channel finally shut down....?
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morganistic 28 Oct 08 1.44am | |
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Shites for Shaw Eyes
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 28 Oct 08 9.11am | |
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cannon and ballamory washed up has been comedians are washed up on a has been childrens island.
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