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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 9.08am
Debbie Harry out of Blondie, You're the same age as my Mother-in-Law But I bet you're still a goer This makes me uneasy. Steve Brookstein, Palace Fan You won the 1st X Factor But now you're back to obscurity, You're probably driving a tractor. Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening
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in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 9.08am

Debbie Harry out of Blondie,
You're the same age as my Mother-in-Law
But I bet you're still a goer
This makes me uneasy.

Steve Brookstein, Palace Fan
You won the 1st X Factor
But now you're back to obscurity,
You're probably driving a tractor.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

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morganistic 16 Sep 08 10.28am
Overshadowed by Limahl, was Kajagoogoo's Nicky Beggs, now he knocks out bacon pasties, in the Lewisham branch of Greggs [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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16 Sep 08 10.28am

Overshadowed by Limahl,
was Kajagoogoo's Nicky Beggs,
now he knocks out bacon pasties,
in the Lewisham branch of Greggs

[Link]
''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Kermit8 Hevon 16 Sep 08 10.29am
Ode to Girls Aloud The sound Of the underground Is more like A choo-choo Not the stuff You come out with Which is more Like poo-poo. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 16 Sep 08 10.29am

Ode to Girls Aloud

The sound
Of the underground
Is more like
A choo-choo
Not the stuff
You come out with
Which is more
Like poo-poo.

Big chest and massive boobs

[Link]

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morganistic 16 Sep 08 10.30am
Guitarist Brian May, he loves a good old noodle, and when he shags Anita, he thinks of his pet poodle [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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16 Sep 08 10.30am

Guitarist Brian May,
he loves a good old noodle,
and when he shags Anita,
he thinks of his pet poodle

[Link]
''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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morganistic 16 Sep 08 10.34am
The name of David Hasselhoff's as German as von Bismarck's, and when he filmed that Baywatch Nights his pants were full of jizz marks [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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16 Sep 08 10.34am

The name of David Hasselhoff's
as German as von Bismarck's,
and when he filmed that Baywatch Nights
his pants were full of jizz marks

[Link]
''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 10.46am
Robbie Williams in Take That loved by Britain's Yoof. Now his solo CDs are crap He's a tattooed, has-been, poof. Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening
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in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 10.46am

Robbie Williams in Take That
loved by Britain's Yoof.
Now his solo CDs are crap
He's a tattooed, has-been, poof.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

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Southampton_Eagle At the after party 16 Sep 08 10.47am
Ode to Tracey Thorn Everything but the girl More like anything but a girl With a gaping minge releasing a stench And your face looks like a welder's bench.
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At the after party 16 Sep 08 10.47am

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Ode to Tracey Thorn

Everything but the girl
More like anything but a girl
With a gaping minge releasing a stench
And your face looks like a welder's bench.

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Uncle Focker 16 Sep 08 10.55am
Rick Waller...you fat wnaker Your arse is as big as a supertanker We only voted for you as a joke I sincerely hope that you do not choke (on your burgers, fries, doughnuts, KFC etc) Gone away
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16 Sep 08 10.55am

Rick Waller...you fat wnaker
Your arse is as big as a supertanker
We only voted for you as a joke
I sincerely hope that you do not choke
(on your burgers, fries, doughnuts, KFC etc)

Gone away

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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 11.06am
The Spice Girls were so talented Except for Skinny Posh, And Emma B and Sporty, Geri and Scary. In fact, now I come to think of it they were screeching s*e. .......and Don't even get me started on that b**** film they made. Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening
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Jake d'Eagle

in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 11.06am

The Spice Girls were so talented
Except for Skinny Posh,
And Emma B and Sporty, Geri and Scary.
In fact, now I come to think of it they were screeching s***e.

.......and Don't even get me started on that b****** film they made.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

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SpikeyMatt Fishing for condiments 16 Sep 08 11.15am
Whatever happened to the Blazin' Squad? Chavs in their parkas and their slicked back hair Rapping about the 'hood and the shoes they wear Nothing more than 10 young scroats Knocking one out at the tunes they wrote Twitter! [Tweet Link] Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba
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Fishing for condiments 16 Sep 08 11.15am

Whatever happened to the Blazin' Squad?
Chavs in their parkas and their slicked back hair
Rapping about the 'hood and the shoes they wear
Nothing more than 10 young scroats
Knocking one out at the tunes they wrote

Twitter!

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Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba

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fubar 16 Sep 08 11.22am
Ode to Tupac Shakur You are dead yet you somehow release a new album, every year Jeez Tupac, will you just quietly decease Edited by fubar (16 Sep 2008 11:26am) too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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fubar 16 Sep 08 11.22am

Ode to Tupac Shakur

You are dead
yet you somehow release
a new album, every year
Jeez Tupac, will you just quietly decease

Edited by fubar (16 Sep 2008 11:26am)

too far gone.. aint no way back

this post was sponsored by fubar.com

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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 11.31am
East 17, where did it all go wrong? Non-threatening white rappers, who wrote a decent song. But then Brian took some tablets in a trendy London Bar Now he does reality TV Shows, Or attempts suicide by running himself over in his car. Daniella Westbrook, That Scrubber from the Word. Took so much coke her nose fell off, I'd rather shag a turd. Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening
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in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 11.31am

East 17, where did it all go wrong?
Non-threatening white rappers, who wrote a decent song.
But then Brian took some tablets in a trendy London Bar
Now he does reality TV Shows,
Or attempts suicide by running himself over in his car.

Daniella Westbrook,
That Scrubber from the Word.
Took so much coke her nose fell off,
I'd rather shag a turd.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

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