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yeah, good luck. just dont mug yourself mate, dont mug yourself. Quote kav at 18 Jan 2005 4:13pm
To be honest I don`t think she`s the full ticket.The drink/drugs angle will be worth a shot otherwise yeah,tell her to jog on.
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Have you tried wrapping a £50 note round your old fella and resting it on her shoulder while she's watching East(ern-european)Enders? Never fails.
"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005 |
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Tell her you've only got 2 weeks to live, and you don't want to die a virgin.
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This thread is one shag off being moved to Gold Talk. Quality Stuff!! My 2 bobs worth? Rabbit Boilers = strict out of bounds....take a penalty shot. Edited by Palace_Bloke (18 Jan 2005 11:06pm)
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Take her to a club.. get her pissed.. take advantage.. i know someone who did it and it worked.
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Sureley you don't want to have to take advantage of someone just to get your wicked way though?
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Quote Lucy at 18 Jan 2005 11:17pm
Sureley you don't want to have to take advantage of someone just to get your wicked way though? I don't see the problem here...
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Quote bruceisjudas at 18 Jan 2005 11:20pm
Quote Lucy at 18 Jan 2005 11:17pm
Sureley you don't want to have to take advantage of someone just to get your wicked way though? I don't see the problem here...
2004 VAUXHALL CORSA SXI FOR SALE, PLEASE PM FOR MORE DETAILS. |
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and how would you know............ Quote Smokey at 18 Jan 2005 9:21pm
Have you tried wrapping a £50 note round your old fella and resting it on her shoulder while she's watching East(ern-european)Enders? Never fails.
There's never a country in the world with the scent of an ENGLISH rose..... |
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Erm.....
"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005 |
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Right,I`ve sussed that she wants a little bit of wineing and dining.She probably didn`t get much of that in Slovakia so I can kind of understand. So,I`m gonna cook her something up this evening at home and do the gentleman bit. Who knows what`s the best flavour of Pot Noodle?
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts |
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Quote kav at 19 Jan 2005 10:21am
Who knows what`s the best flavour of Pot Noodle? Can you get oyster flavour?
Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to. |
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