SHAFT : REMAKE

Peoples Hernandez : "This is Egyptian Cotton, 220 thread. That is half your sh***y ar*e paycheck"
Shaft : " You wouldn't know Egyptian Cotton if the Pharoah himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing Mother F*cker"

Shaft : "Today we find out if Im your daddy, or the German Shepherd"

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

There are too many films and too many quotes...But...

Pulp Fiction ...
Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

from Kill Bill one

The Bride: You can relax for now. I'm not going to murder you in front of your daughter.
Copperhead: That's being more rational than Bill led me to believe you were capable of.
The Bride: It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality.

and from Wag the Dog

Winifred Ames: This is all your fault you liberal, commie, convict-hiring f***. We're stranded miles from nowhere, no idea where we are, so what are we gonna do now you so-sure, twinkle-toed, Hollywood s***-head? Huh? What now?
Stanley Motss: This is nothing. This is nothing. Piece of cake, walk in the park. This is nothing.

too many....

From '' The Producers '' ;

'' Hitler was a better dancer than Churchill, Hitler told funnier jokes than Churchill, and he was a better painter than Churchill - he could paint a whole house in one afternoon....two coats !! ''

Old, Ungifted and White

A classic from Alfie

"Blimey girl, you ain't as ugly as I thought"

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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your mother is a hampster and your father smells of elderberries..

There's never a country in the world with the scent of an ENGLISH rose.....

"Where are you taking us?"

"Mexico"

"What's in Mexico?"

"Mexicans."

"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005