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Midlands Eagle Flag 07 Apr 23 5.51am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I believe my dear wife has developed a hatrid for 'Yours Truly' after she said she was 'Down in the dumps' after gazing into the mirror and concluded that she looked aged and frumpy.She added that it would cheer her up if I could pay her a compliment or two. She was not best pleased when my response was "Your eye-sight is top-notch".

 

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Dubai Eagle Flag 07 Apr 23 7.51am Send a Private Message to Dubai Eagle Add Dubai Eagle as a friend

When I need a haircut I get out early on a Sat morning to be first in the queue when it opens & that allows me to park in the high street ( instead of Morrisons car park 500 yards away) so I can see when they arrive & open the door from the comfort of my car, lol.

Originally posted by martin2412

Don't get me started on barbers !
Last Sunday I was waiting in the barbers to get my hair cut. There are 5 chairs. 3 of them were occupied by 20-something pretty boys who were all having the works - poncey quiffed haircuts, beard trims that were so precise I'm surprised they didn't get a ruler out, and this thing where they put a sticky stick up their hooters then yank it out. WTF is all that about ?

All this takes a bloody age whilst I'm waiting for a proper blokes haircut that takes 10 minutes.

Young blokes today. They're all a bunch of noofters

 

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Dubai Eagle Flag 07 Apr 23 7.57am Send a Private Message to Dubai Eagle Add Dubai Eagle as a friend

To add to my pet hates - Airport drop off charges ( which quite frankly to my mind should be illegal in the first place) & secondly if you happen to forget to pay on the day & remember couple days later the account has already been wiped & you are heading for a penalty payment -

I have set up accounts now for both the main airports, Dartford tunnel & the congestion charge just to avoid ending up with penalty charges because I forgot to pay within the designated time -

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 07 Apr 23 12.11pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

James Corden in Britain.
James Corden in the USA.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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Apollofuzz Flag On the edge of reason 07 Apr 23 12.18pm Send a Private Message to Apollofuzz Add Apollofuzz as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

In my neck of the woods :

1. Waiting whilst the level crossing gates are down.There are two level crossings in quite close proximity.On occasions one has to wait for 1,2 or sometimes 3 trains to pass.

2. There is a road of just under 3.5 miles called 'Long Furlong'.
I have a proclivity to get into a hissy fit when behind a large truck, tractor or some other vehicle which proceeds at slow speed up the hill and for the entire stretch of road and more often than not there are few opportunities to overtake.
Truly gets my dander up.

Surley "long Furlong" is a contradiction in its self as a Furlong is a fixed unit of length.

Also one of my pet hates is people being pedantic.

Edited by Apollofuzz (07 Apr 2023 11.03pm)

 


I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

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Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 07 Apr 23 8.50pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by Apollofuzz

Surley "long Furlong" is a contradiction in its self as a Furlong is a fixed unit of length.

Also one of my pet hats is people being pedantic.

*hates

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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Apollofuzz Flag On the edge of reason 07 Apr 23 11.03pm Send a Private Message to Apollofuzz Add Apollofuzz as a friend

Originally posted by Nicholas91

*hates

 


I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

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Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 08 Apr 23 1.55am Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Haha

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 08 Apr 23 7.58am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Originally posted by Nicholas91

*hates

Well, if the cap fits,....

 


I disengage, I turn the page.

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Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 08 Apr 23 12.52pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Well, if the cap fits,....

Very good, I doff my…

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 08 Apr 23 6.36pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I hate those apple-caps the spammers wear on matchdays. It's soooo Peaky Blinders, it's embarrassing to watch.

And the Fedora. Just because

 


I disengage, I turn the page.

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Pete53 Flag Hassocks 09 Apr 23 11.39pm Send a Private Message to Pete53 Add Pete53 as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I heard this expression on numerous occasions when I was in Australia a few years ago.

Two other pet hates :

1. People who don't say "Please" or "Thank you".

2. Motorists who don't express their appreciation either with a flash of their headlights or a wave of their hand when one allows them to pass.It riles the 'Billy Goat' in me.

Cyclists hardly ever acknowledge you if you give way to them. That really annoys me.

 

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