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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 29 Nov 22 6.12am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Not quite posh, when you live in 'the borders'.

Like Estate Agents listing houses in Dulwich 'borders', when they actually mean Streatham, Brixton or Peckham.

 


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Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 29 Nov 22 8.55am Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle


I did a carpet job in a posh ladies house; she offered me and my mate a cup of tea. I don't usually drink tea but when it arrived we both thought it had gone off until she told us it was Lapsong Souchong. I felt like a peasant but my mate came from Belfast and told her he thought it was horrible.

I looked at this for a short time trying to figure out the connection between a 'Polish Lady' and Lapsong Souchong. May explain a lot for anybody familiar with my posts

I would add 'should've gone to Specsavers' however I did and even they charged me over £200 for lenses alone! Doesn't help that I rarely wear them too

 


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Teddy Eagle Flag 29 Nov 22 9.05am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Nicholas91

I looked at this for a short time trying to figure out the connection between a 'Polish Lady' and Lapsong Souchong. May explain a lot for anybody familiar with my posts

I would add 'should've gone to Specsavers' however I did and even they charged me over £200 for lenses alone! Doesn't help that I rarely wear them too

That's why I go to Poundland for reading glasses! Not for proper use but when out and about they're fine. £2 for glasses and case. What's not to like?

 

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YT Flag Oxford 29 Nov 22 9.09am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle


I did a carpet job in a posh ladies house; she offered me and my mate a cup of tea. I don't usually drink tea but when it arrived we both thought it had gone off until she told us it was Lapsong Souchong. I felt like a peasant but my mate came from Belfast and told her he thought it was horrible.

Your mate's right. Belfast is a dreadful place.

 


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Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 29 Nov 22 9.58am Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Your mate's right. Belfast is a dreadful place.

Ha!

 


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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 29 Nov 22 10.42am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

My dad used to tell me about my mum telling people where we were from when I was a kid, coming from Bromley, if they were from London she’d say we were too, but if they were a better class of person from somewhere quite nice, she’d say we were from Kent. If someone knew the area, she’d say we were near Bickley, when we wasn’t , it was Bromley North, and she’d make a point of saying my dads shop was in Chislehurst

 

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Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 29 Nov 22 11.04am Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

My dad used to tell me about my mum telling people where we were from when I was a kid, coming from Bromley, if they were from London she’d say we were too, but if they were a better class of person from somewhere quite nice, she’d say we were from Kent. If someone knew the area, she’d say we were near Bickley, when we wasn’t , it was Bromley North, and she’d make a point of saying my dads shop was in Chislehurst

Oh another one has to be 'Bromley' when the reality is Downham. With all apologies to fellow HoLers where necessary, what a sh!thole!!!

 


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Dubai Eagle Flag 29 Nov 22 11.24am Send a Private Message to Dubai Eagle Add Dubai Eagle as a friend

I knew someone who lived in Balham & he told everyone he lived next to Clapham Common

 

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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 29 Nov 22 1.07pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Nicholas91

Oh another one has to be 'Bromley' when the reality is Downham. With all apologies to fellow HoLers where necessary, what a sh!thole!!!

I actually posted about Dirty Downham earlier, and you’re right, it was pretty grim round there in my youth, but there’s parts of our current town are much the same. I won’t say where just incase you have family or friends there

Edited by monkey (29 Nov 2022 1.08pm)

 

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Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 29 Nov 22 1.35pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

I actually posted about Dirty Downham earlier, and you’re right, it was pretty grim round there in my youth, but there’s parts of our current town are much the same. I won’t say where just incase you have family or friends there

Edited by monkey (29 Nov 2022 1.08pm)

Mate, I started life in Peckham, grew up in Forest Hill but spent many a night hanging around Downham/Grove Park/Catford/Beckenham, that general vicinity. 'Twas rough then, was before and I am led to believe now. A lot of my mates went to Bonus Pastor there too.

Since then I have lived in the following areas: New Cross, Bermondsey, Brockley, Hither Green, Wandsworth (or Putney in keeping with this thread), Burnt Oak (Brent), Islington and finally Eltham before moving to our town.

Suffice to say you'd be better off just stating 'Kent' than our moniker when asked where you are from but is has not a patch on any of the aforementioned in terms of any parameter - life expectancy, risk of violence, risk of burglary, gangs, knives, guns etc etc!

To be quite honest anywhere I would have ended up that you had to sincerely google to find reports of a 'murder' was very much 'posh' in my books

Edited by Nicholas91 (29 Nov 2022 1.37pm)

Edited by Nicholas91 (29 Nov 2022 1.38pm)

 


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YT Flag Oxford 29 Nov 22 1.49pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

My dad used to tell me about my mum telling people where we were from when I was a kid, coming from Bromley, if they were from London she’d say we were too, but if they were a better class of person from somewhere quite nice, she’d say we were from Kent. If someone knew the area, she’d say we were near Bickley, when we wasn’t , it was Bromley North, and she’d make a point of saying my dads shop was in Chislehurst

It's all relative, monkey. Growing up in Erith, I dreamt of living somewhere up-market like Bromley!

 


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Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 29 Nov 22 1.57pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by YT

It's all relative, monkey. Growing up in Erith, I dreamt of living somewhere up-market like Bromley!

I assure you similar sentiments were shared throughout Lewisham YT!

 


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