Fair play. A poor attempt at humour by me - sorry!

We'll be ok, the points will come. Onwards and upwards!

Jackson.. Wan Bissaka.... Sansom.. Nicholas.. Cannon.. Guehi.... Zaha... Thomas.. Byrne... Holton.. Rogers.. that should do it..

...and your point is?

Name a manager of any club who hasn't made a wrong choice. For example, who at Chelsea was responsible for getting rid of Salah and De Bruyne?

As for Hodgson, we also bought in Guaita, Kouyate, Ayew, Cahill, Eze and Butland during his tenure (yes and Meyer, Jach and Clyne). As for Sorloth, as least what got back a bit more than we paid for him.

So, I ask again, what is your point?

No problem mate , fair play

And let’s hope they do start to come and we don’t lose to Watford or you’ll all have to listen to me vent after a few beers tomorrow aswell

“This is a crisis, a large crisis.... in fact if you have a moment, it’s a 12 storey crisis, magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24 hour portage , and an enormous sign on the roof saying “This , is a large crisis” - Edmund Blackadder

We started with JA up front but not scored in 40+ games , left millions of £ worth of front 3 on the bench .. isn’t it time to revert to 442 , we’re not scoring and not creating chances .. Lukaku had more touches offside than we had shots

The grand total of 3 goals in our last 5 PL games.

Lot's of pessimism out there, not surprisingly I suppose. However, this is a transition season with many new players. Under Roy I always felt our points totals were higher than out performances deserved whereas under PV I feel the opposite (due mostly to our inability to convert the chances we are creating and our being a bit partial to concede a late goal). This has got to be good news and at some point this will change, 13 games left and we need 13 points to be comfortably safe. There will be nerves, especially if we don't do the business tonight and at the weekend..but we'll be fine.