How many w@nks can one have in a day

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Dannyh.V2 Stone lickers 19 Dec 18 11.15am
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle Having a chat with the lads before football and we all agreed that one of effects of getting older (most of us are in our late forties) was low libido. I know when I was a teenager I could regularly knock out half a dozen w@nks in a day. Anyway we have had a bet - I reckon I can get four off in a day and they don't think I can. So tomorrow as I am decorating a flat on my own I thought it would be a good opportunity to try and prove them wrong. Only other thing I need to do tomorrow is pick up the youngest from school so will bring some gloves with me. Anyway, what are your thoughts? do you reckon I can get 4 under my belt (so to speak) Your support and encouragement will be greatly appreciated. Mods - I have put this under News and Politics due to its scientific nature. IM CALLING CHILDLINE YOU BEAST.
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Stone lickers 19 Dec 18 11.15am

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Having a chat with the lads before football and we all agreed that one of effects of getting older (most of us are in our late forties) was low libido.

I know when I was a teenager I could regularly knock out half a dozen w@nks in a day.

Anyway we have had a bet - I reckon I can get four off in a day and they don't think I can.

So tomorrow as I am decorating a flat on my own I thought it would be a good opportunity to try and prove them wrong. Only other thing I need to do tomorrow is pick up the youngest from school so will bring some gloves with me.

Anyway, what are your thoughts? do you reckon I can get 4 under my belt (so to speak)

Your support and encouragement will be greatly appreciated.

Mods - I have put this under News and Politics due to its scientific nature.

IM CALLING CHILDLINE YOU BEAST.

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OllieMaidstoneEagle Maidstone, Kent 19 Dec 18 12.02pm
A gallant try Tom. It must have been hard but I’m sure you time will come. Ollie’s Dad, Ash. Red and Blue Army! LONDON BORN PALACE BRED LIVE AND DIE FOR BLUE AND RED Football is not just a game, its a religion
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Maidstone, Kent 19 Dec 18 12.02pm

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A gallant try Tom. It must have been hard but I’m sure you time will come. Ollie’s Dad, Ash.

Red and Blue Army!
LONDON BORN PALACE BRED LIVE AND DIE FOR BLUE AND RED
Football is not just a game, its a religion

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LeeG London 19 Dec 18 12.10pm
As a younger man I’m pretty sure I managed half a dozen on the odd occasion. Now I’m not quite so young I reckon it might be capped at slightly less than that but I’m happy to find out next time my good lady is away for the weekend. Purely in the name of science, of course.
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LeeG

London 19 Dec 18 12.10pm

As a younger man I’m pretty sure I managed half a dozen on the odd occasion. Now I’m not quite so young I reckon it might be capped at slightly less than that but I’m happy to find out next time my good lady is away for the weekend. Purely in the name of science, of course.

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 19 Dec 18 4.15pm
I don't think I will boast on this thread. Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 19 Dec 18 4.15pm

I don't think I will boast on this thread.

Red and Blue Army!

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 19 Dec 18 4.19pm
Originally posted by OllieMaidstoneEagle A gallant try Tom. It must have been hard but I’m sure you time will come. Ollie’s Dad, Ash. Ash your'e such a pr@ck teaser "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 19 Dec 18 4.19pm

Originally posted by OllieMaidstoneEagle

A gallant try Tom. It must have been hard but I’m sure you time will come. Ollie’s Dad, Ash.

Ash your'e such a pr@ck teaser

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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PalazioVecchio south pole 19 Dec 18 10.38pm
and what visual material did you use to arouse some stimulation ? the property supplement in the Sunday Times is often very elevating. Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford
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and what visual material did you use to arouse some stimulation ?

the property supplement in the Sunday Times is often very elevating.

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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Part Time James 29 Jan 19 1.57pm
To save me scrolling all the way through, what is the official HOL record?
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To save me scrolling all the way through, what is the official HOL record?

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Rudi Hedman Caterham 29 Jan 19 2.19pm
Originally posted by Part Time James To save me scrolling all the way through, what is the official HOL record? Depends on the mood. Probably ‘Heaven knows I’m miserable now’ by The Smiths or anything by Radiohead. Edited by Rudi Hedman (29 Jan 2019 2.26pm) COYP
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Caterham 29 Jan 19 2.19pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

To save me scrolling all the way through, what is the official HOL record?

Depends on the mood.

Probably ‘Heaven knows I’m miserable now’ by The Smiths or anything by Radiohead.

Edited by Rudi Hedman (29 Jan 2019 2.26pm)

COYP

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Part Time James 29 Jan 19 2.35pm
Originally posted by Rudi Hedman Depends on the mood. Probably ‘Heaven knows I’m miserable now’ by The Smiths or anything by Radiohead. Edited by Rudi Hedman (29 Jan 2019 2.26pm) Strangely, I've never been inclined to whack off listening to either of those artists. I think the last thing I need when wallowing in guilt and self pity is Thom Yorke painting the scene with his gloom. You need something a bit more uplifting after a sly wangle. Perhaps a bit of S Club 7.
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Part Time James

29 Jan 19 2.35pm

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Depends on the mood.

Probably ‘Heaven knows I’m miserable now’ by The Smiths or anything by Radiohead.

Edited by Rudi Hedman (29 Jan 2019 2.26pm)

Strangely, I've never been inclined to whack off listening to either of those artists. I think the last thing I need when wallowing in guilt and self pity is Thom Yorke painting the scene with his gloom. You need something a bit more uplifting after a sly wangle. Perhaps a bit of S Club 7.

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