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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 27 Jun 17 6.30pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by martin2412

So, go on then Willo. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever got up to ?


A hand shake, missionary, a "Well done, hogwash, let's not turn this in to a Willo performance" then a cup of tea with whole milk.

 

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manwitheagletattoo Flag Somewhere in England 27 Jun 17 6.58pm Send a Private Message to manwitheagletattoo Add manwitheagletattoo as a friend

Originally posted by martin2412

So, go on then Willo. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever got up to ?

Skinny dipping in the bath with the lights out

 


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Because it doesn’t matter how time and affection you give
It’s never enough

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Part Time James Flag 27 Jun 17 7.04pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Southampton_Eagle

Toy up the bum, cock up the fanny. She sounds like a top bird.

That's it, lower the tone.

 




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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 27 Jun 17 7.06pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by manwitheagletattoo

Skinny dipping in the bath with the lights out

Maybe he's done it in a trolley

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 27 Jun 17 7.07pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by YT

This is my favourite post of the day. Apart from Michaela's fruity, chocolate-ey or botty-related posts, of course.

Combine the three. Fruit dip choc up the bot

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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elgrande Flag bedford 27 Jun 17 7.08pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Why has no one pointed out that the one in the picture is definitely no bigger than 2 inches? Is half of it still in there or does she have massive hands?

If it's the latter, yum by the way. Love a big handed woman.

No small hands make your cock look bigger....think it out ptj.

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 27 Jun 17 7.16pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

PTJ

To be honest I don't know precisely what happens in this modern day but I have heard there are modern gadgets which are used to enhance titilation etc etc.Don't ask me to say what they are as I don't have a clue but I understand they are about and freely available.

Rest assured I have never resorted to any of these and certainly NOT likely to.

Whoa there... vibrators are not modern day gadgets or inventions. They have been in use since the 19th century. Used in medicine and to treat hysteria in women.

(I like to mix smut with fact now and then )

Secondly you say you haven't used them on other. Skirted round whether your good lady has ever used one on you!

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 27 Jun 17 7.17pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by elgrande

No small hands make your cock look bigger....think it out ptj.

So does a good trim down there

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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YT Flag Oxford 27 Jun 17 7.47pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Combine the three. Fruit dip choc up the bot

Hold on! I thought you said "exit only".

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 27 Jun 17 7.52pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Whoa there... vibrators are not modern day gadgets or inventions. They have been in use since the 19th century. Used in medicine and to treat hysteria in women.

(I like to mix smut with fact now and then )

Secondly you say you haven't used them on other. Skirted round whether your good lady has ever used one on you!

Not aware I was posed this question.

I have known my wife for 35 years and to my knowledge has NOT used these gadgets.

PS - Just a thought. I heard my wife once saying "Good vibrations" but I assumed she was talking about the song by the 'Beach boys' !

Edited by Willo (27 Jun 2017 7.54pm)

 

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 27 Jun 17 7.54pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Not aware I was posed this question.

I have known my wife for 35 years and to my knowledge has NOT used these gadgets.

Going back to 1988 - Second drawer down under the nightie. There might be a spare in the third too.

 


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Ray in Houston Flag Houston 27 Jun 17 8.01pm Send a Private Message to Ray in Houston Add Ray in Houston as a friend

Originally posted by nickgusset

Doctor I've got a lettuce poking out of my Harris.

That's just the tip of the iceberg.


Patient: "Doctor! I've got a cricket ball stuck up my arse!"

Doctor: "How's that?"

Patient: "Don't you f***ing start!"

 


We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

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