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 moylerg  Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 08 Feb 16 7.45am |
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Originally posted by JL85
Today's the day. Shame it is not tomorrow, could have made jokes about pancake day and batter Hope all goes well...
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| JL85 London,SE9 08 Feb 16 12.29pm |
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So far so good. Just come round after the op. Something didn't go to plan, I now have a cracking pair of tits and a gaping axe wound. In all seriousness, no pain at the minute but I believe that will be short lived.
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| silvertop Portishead 08 Feb 16 1.50pm |
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Originally posted by JL85
So far so good. Just come round after the op. Something didn't go to plan, I now have a cracking pair of tits and a gaping axe wound. In all seriousness, no pain at the minute but I believe that will be short lived. Huh? I am having it this Friday under a local anaesthetic. I thought having it under a general was quite unusual? Apparently, you feel a slight prick [steady!] but the op only takes 6-8 minutes [with more time added on for my screaming histrionics and orderlies strapping me to the gurney]. My wife is already putting me under orders that I will get no sympathy or special treatment given she has undergone childbirth twice as well as an ACL op.
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| JL85 London,SE9 08 Feb 16 3.30pm |
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Originally posted by silvertop
Huh? I am having it this Friday under a local anaesthetic. I thought having it under a general was quite unusual? Apparently, you feel a slight prick [steady!] but the op only takes 6-8 minutes [with more time added on for my screaming histrionics and orderlies strapping me to the gurney]. My wife is already putting me under orders that I will get no sympathy or special treatment given she has undergone childbirth twice as well as an ACL op. Thats' what i thought, but they gave me the option of going under general so i took it. Wasn't too bad. Went under a t 10am discharged at half 2. No pain, as of yet. They didn't give me any pain killers either as they said i wont need them. Bit sceptical about that.
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| Part Time James 08 Feb 16 3.33pm |
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Originally posted by JL85
So far so good. Just come round after the op. Something didn't go to plan, I now have a cracking pair of tits and a gaping axe wound. In all seriousness, no pain at the minute but I believe that will be short lived. Would
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Ray in Houston  Houston 08 Feb 16 6.46pm |
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You boys have no clue. Try getting circumcised at age 45, and then we can talk.
We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football. |
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| JL85 London,SE9 08 Feb 16 6.48pm |
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Originally posted by Ray in Houston
You boys have no clue. Try getting circumcised at age 45, and then we can talk. Religious obligation or a late foray into p***.s?
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| Ray in Houston Houston 08 Feb 16 6.58pm |
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Originally posted by JL85
Religious obligation or a late foray into p***.s? Not sure what word got censored, but it was "medically" necessary after shredding the old one during a vigorous bout of coitus with the other half (then girlfriend, now wife).
We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football. |
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| JL85 London,SE9 08 Feb 16 7.04pm |
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Originally posted by Ray in Houston
Not sure what word got censored, but it was "medically" necessary after shredding the old one during a vigorous bout of coitus with the other half (then girlfriend, now wife). The optimist in me was thinking you'd been cast in a p.o.r.n.o.
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| silvertop Portishead 08 Feb 16 8.50pm |
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Originally posted by Ray in Houston
You boys have no clue. Try getting circumcised at age 45, and then we can talk. Did that too. Let's talk.
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| Vaibow vancouver/croydon 08 Feb 16 10.01pm |
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Originally posted by JL85
Thats' what i thought, but they gave me the option of going under general so i took it. Wasn't too bad. Went under a t 10am discharged at half 2. No pain, as of yet. They didn't give me any pain killers either as they said i wont need them. Bit sceptical about that. Weren't you s'posed to wait a while before any tube cleansing.
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| Ray in Houston Houston 08 Feb 16 11.32pm |
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Originally posted by silvertop
Did that too. Let's talk.
We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football. |
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