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matt_himself Matataland 17 Mar 15 6.55pm | |
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Whilst I have nothing but respect for the institution of parliamentary democracy, I feel the leaders debate will be a steaming pile of nothing injected with shrill nothing's from nothing candidates. I fear this will lesson the respect young people have for democracy and this needs to be addressed. Therefore, in order to counter this, I suggest that during one round of questions, the leaders are forced to answer questions in the style of a hip hop artist taken from a draw and be made to wear the clothing of that rapper. It would help young voters engage with politicans if David Cameron were to rap about housing policy in the style of Biggie Smalls, if Ed Miliband were to muse about agricultural policy in the style of KRS 1 or if Nick Clegg popped a cap in the ass of some fake ass n-words, told his dirty assed ho's that he weren't into no commitment and then shared with the world his views on Middle East policy in a similar manner to that of the late Ol' Dirty b******.
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 17 Mar 15 7.03pm | |
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Quote matt_himself at 17 Mar 2015 6.55pm
Whilst I have nothing but respect for the institution of parliamentary democracy, I feel the leaders debate will be a steaming pile of nothing injected with shrill nothing's from nothing candidates. I fear this will lesson the respect young people have for democracy and this needs to be addressed. Therefore, in order to counter this, I suggest that during one round of questions, the leaders are forced to answer questions in the style of a hip hop artist taken from a draw and be made to wear the clothing of that rapper. It would help young voters engage with politicans if David Cameron were to rap about housing policy in the style of Biggie Smalls, if Ed Miliband were to muse about agricultural policy in the style of KRS 1 or if Nick Clegg popped a cap in the ass of some fake ass n-words, told his dirty assed ho's that he weren't into no commitment and then shared with the world his views on Middle East policy in a similar manner to that of the late Ol' Dirty b******.
Probably get more response if Clegg, Cameron and Milliband mused in the style of Ed (Stinking pile of horse s***) Sheeran
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imbored UK 31 Mar 15 8.14pm | |
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'Cameron is the clear winner as Thursday’s speaking order is announced'
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Hoof Hearted 01 Apr 15 5.07pm | |
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Quote Helmet46 at 17 Mar 2015 6.48pm
Quote Bert the Head at 06 Mar 2015 10.33pm
Quote OknotOK at 06 Mar 2015 4.39pm
Cameron is in a bit of a lose-lose, as I have said before. People already don't rate Ed Miliband. But he can perform in debates. The only thing stopping the Labour poll lead firming up and extending is that EdM is seen as a bad PM. If he performs decently or even outperforms Cameron in the debates then the Tories would be evicerated at the GE. But not taking part seriously risks Cameron looking unstatemanlike and cowardly. Neither of which are traits the British public tend to take to their hearts in a future PM. People don't rate Ed Miliband because they only hear about him from the prism of the massively right right media. The debates mean Cameron will lose that protection and that is why he is terrified. Whether the debates are a long term good idea or not for the country means nothing, just like privatization. Isn't irony brilliant! I don't rate him because he's a cock.
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Seth On a pale blue dot 02 Apr 15 6.06pm | |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 01 Apr 2015 5.07pm
Quote Helmet46 at 17 Mar 2015 6.48pm
Quote Bert the Head at 06 Mar 2015 10.33pm
Quote OknotOK at 06 Mar 2015 4.39pm
Cameron is in a bit of a lose-lose, as I have said before. People already don't rate Ed Miliband. But he can perform in debates. The only thing stopping the Labour poll lead firming up and extending is that EdM is seen as a bad PM. If he performs decently or even outperforms Cameron in the debates then the Tories would be evicerated at the GE. But not taking part seriously risks Cameron looking unstatemanlike and cowardly. Neither of which are traits the British public tend to take to their hearts in a future PM. People don't rate Ed Miliband because they only hear about him from the prism of the massively right right media. The debates mean Cameron will lose that protection and that is why he is terrified. Whether the debates are a long term good idea or not for the country means nothing, just like privatization. Isn't irony brilliant! I don't rate him because he's a cock.
They're all cocks. The only issue is working out who is the biggest cock, then voting for someone else.
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TUX redhill 02 Apr 15 8.26pm | |
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Quote matt_himself at 17 Mar 2015 6.55pm
Whilst I have nothing but respect for the institution of parliamentary democracy, I feel the leaders debate will be a steaming pile of nothing injected with shrill nothing's from nothing candidates. I fear this will lesson the respect young people have for democracy and this needs to be addressed. Therefore, in order to counter this, I suggest that during one round of questions, the leaders are forced to answer questions in the style of a hip hop artist taken from a draw and be made to wear the clothing of that rapper. It would help young voters engage with politicans if David Cameron were to rap about housing policy in the style of Biggie Smalls, if Ed Miliband were to muse about agricultural policy in the style of KRS 1 or if Nick Clegg popped a cap in the ass of some fake ass n-words, told his dirty assed ho's that he weren't into no commitment and then shared with the world his views on Middle East policy in a similar manner to that of the late Ol' Dirty b******. We don't live in a ''democracy'' and never will. It's fairly obvious tbh. Hardly democratic. Edited by TUX (02 Apr 2015 9.29pm)
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Catfish Burgess Hill 02 Apr 15 9.22pm | |
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Couldn't give a toss whatever any of them say. The result will be the same - continuing decline towards third world status. Not one of them has a vision of what they want the country to be like in 5 years, let alone 20 or 50.
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TheJudge 02 Apr 15 9.38pm | |
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Farage has been right about pretty much everything. Milliband..... I have no words. Well I do but they are rude.
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TUX redhill 02 Apr 15 10.02pm | |
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Seven people lined up, each of them wishing to rule over us. Why do people feel the need to be 'owned'?
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imbored UK 02 Apr 15 10.15pm | |
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Quote TheJudge at 02 Apr 2015 9.38pm
Farage has been right about pretty much everything. Milliband..... I have no words. Well I do but they are rude.
Edited by imbored (02 Apr 2015 10.18pm)
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TheJudge 02 Apr 15 10.18pm | |
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Quote imbored at 02 Apr 2015 10.15pm
Quote TheJudge at 02 Apr 2015 9.38pm
Farage has been right about pretty much everything. Milliband..... I have no words. Well I do but they are rude.
Of course. But Milliband is a contemptible little s*** regardless of politics. If I had a choice between Milliband and a garden gnome I'd vote gnome.
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TUX redhill 02 Apr 15 10.24pm | |
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Quote TheJudge at 02 Apr 2015 10.18pm
Quote imbored at 02 Apr 2015 10.15pm
Quote TheJudge at 02 Apr 2015 9.38pm
Farage has been right about pretty much everything. Milliband..... I have no words. Well I do but they are rude.
Of course. But Milliband is a contemptible little s*** regardless of politics. If I had a choice between Milliband and a garden gnome I'd vote gnome. You could always abstain, just as our PAID FOR MP's often do.
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