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kav The Helicopter View 05 Jun 03 4.59pm
Oh!You mean pussie Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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Oh!You mean pussie

Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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danpalace 05 Jun 03 11.41pm
1.that fat slag from 'youve been framed' 2.country bumpkins 3.graham norton, and all the people in the audience, theyre so lame 4.dogs that sniff your nuts 5.dog s*** 6.nextdoor neighbours that put a knife through my football when i kicked it over there, and then throw it back by the way... why alan partridge?, hes quality
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05 Jun 03 11.41pm

1.that fat slag from 'youve been framed'

2.country bumpkins

3.graham norton, and all the people in the audience, theyre so lame

4.dogs that sniff your nuts

5.dog s***

6.nextdoor neighbours that put a knife through my football when i kicked it over there, and then throw it back

by the way... why alan partridge?, hes quality

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Penge Eagle Beckenham 12 Jun 03 7.26pm
Quote ThamesmeadEagle at 04 Jun 2003 7:20pm my 5 things are: 1. Flying Eagle 2. Jon from BB4 3. Wiggers 4. Brighton and everything in it. 5. this website So why come on here then? der!!
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Penge Eagle

Beckenham 12 Jun 03 7.26pm

Quote ThamesmeadEagle at 04 Jun 2003 7:20pm

my 5 things are:

1. Flying Eagle
2. Jon from BB4
3. Wiggers
4. Brighton and everything in it.
5. this website

So why come on here then? der!!

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Clifton El Cajon, CA 13 Jun 03 12.45am
Madcap18. Cheers!
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Clifton

El Cajon, CA 13 Jun 03 12.45am

Madcap18.

Cheers!

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Ouzo Dan Behind you 13 Jun 03 8.54am
Garage Music Ayia Napa Rude boys Croydon women (not as great as they think they are)diclaimer - not all women from croydon are like this just the ones you meet on the town of a nightime. Boy Racers The Word Soccer Americans calling the english language american cant think of any others at the moment The mountains are calling & I must go.
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Ouzo Dan

Behind you 13 Jun 03 8.54am

Garage Music
Ayia Napa
Rude boys
Croydon women (not as great as they think they are)diclaimer - not all women from croydon are like this just the ones you meet on the town of a nightime.
Boy Racers
The Word Soccer
Americans calling the english language american

cant think of any others at the moment

The mountains are calling & I must go.

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Penge Eagle Beckenham 19 Jul 03 2.44pm
Glastonbury The Notting Hill Carnival
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Penge Eagle

Beckenham 19 Jul 03 2.44pm

Glastonbury
The Notting Hill Carnival

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21 Jul 03 9.50am
I would put in: Millwall. Man Utd. Vegetarians. Posh People. People who post in "txt" language. People who walk slowly. People who insisted on shouting when talking on their phone Schoolkids who play their ringtones on the bus. Busted Blazin' Squad People who own 4x4's but never drive them off-road. Only use them for "School runs". Rude Boys (they walk like they have a pin in their foot) People who pronunce Colin Powell's name Ko-Lin. New York ALL american sitcoms. (including friends.) Golf. Big Brother (the programme). The people from Big Brother. (They get famous when they don't deserve to be). All other reality TV programmes, like Pop Idol, etc. People who believe in UFO's and other things Super Natural. Americans who get excited really easily. Manufactured Music. Sarah Cox Graham Norton Pointless Shops (e.g. Gadget Shop). The word "Stationary". Robbie Williams (fat cut). Nokia Phones Croydon and Sutton women Garage Music. The Blue Orchid nightclub. The progeamme Euro Trash. Litter louts Cyclists who ride on the pavement People who smoke in public. (I don't want cancer) People who can do back flips. ( I want to be able to do them) Justin Timberlake Small "yappy" dogs e.g. Yorkshire Terriers. Ballet Opera Goths Grungers The 468 bus route (god its so boring) Thornton Heath. Protestors People who spit. Grafitti. I wouldn't put in Brighton FC because we wouldn't have anyone to beat 5-0!!! Edited by randomjack (21 Jul 2003 10:06am)
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21 Jul 03 9.50am

I would put in:

*Millwall.
*Man Utd.
*Vegetarians.
*Posh People.
*People who post in "txt" language.
*People who walk slowly.
*People who insisted on shouting when talking on their phone
*Schoolkids who play their ringtones on the bus.
*Busted
*Blazin' Squad
*People who own 4x4's but never drive them off-road. Only use them for "School runs".
*Rude Boys (they walk like they have a pin in their foot)
*People who pronunce Colin Powell's name Ko-Lin.
*New York
*ALL american sitcoms. (including friends.)
*Golf.
*Big Brother (the programme).
*The people from Big Brother. (They get famous when they don't deserve to be).
*All other reality TV programmes, like Pop Idol, etc.
*People who believe in UFO's and other things Super Natural.
*Americans who get excited really easily.
*Manufactured Music.
*Sarah Cox
*Graham Norton
*Pointless Shops (e.g. Gadget Shop).
*The word "Stationary".
*Robbie Williams (fat cu*t).
*Nokia Phones
*Croydon and Sutton women
*Garage Music.
*The Blue Orchid nightclub.
*The progeamme Euro Trash.
*Litter louts
*Cyclists who ride on the pavement
*People who smoke in public. (I don't want cancer)
*People who can do back flips. ( I want to be able to do them)
*Justin Timberlake
*Small "yappy" dogs e.g. Yorkshire Terriers.
*Ballet
*Opera
*Goths
*Grungers
*The 468 bus route (god its so boring)
*Thornton Heath.
*Protestors
*People who spit.
*Grafitti.

I wouldn't put in Brighton FC because we wouldn't have anyone to beat 5-0!!!

Edited by randomjack (21 Jul 2003 10:06am)

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kav The Helicopter View 21 Jul 03 11.18am
Football transfer speculation! Edited by kav (21 Jul 2003 11:18am) Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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Football transfer speculation!

Edited by kav (21 Jul 2003 11:18am)

Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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JackL Over @ The BBS 24 Jul 03 9.25am
I would put in: Millwall. Man Utd. Vegetarians. Posh People. People who post in "txt" language. People who walk slowly. People who insisted on shouting when talking on their phone Schoolkids who play their ringtones on the bus. Busted Blazin' Squad People who own 4x4's but never drive them off-road. Only use them for "School runs". Rude Boys (they walk like they have a pin in their foot) People who pronunce Colin Powell's name Ko-Lin. New York ALL american sitcoms. (including friends.) Golf. Big Brother (the programme). The people from Big Brother. (They get famous when they don't deserve to be). All other reality TV programmes, like Pop Idol, etc. People who believe in UFO's and other things Super Natural. Americans who get excited really easily. Manufactured Music. Sarah Cox Graham Norton Pointless Shops (e.g. Gadget Shop). The word "Stationary". Robbie Williams (fat cut). Nokia Phones Croydon and Sutton women Garage Music. The Blue Orchid nightclub. The progeamme Euro Trash. Litter louts Cyclists who ride on the pavement People who smoke in public. (I don't want cancer) People who can do back flips. ( I want to be able to do them) Justin Timberlake Small "yappy" dogs e.g. Yorkshire Terriers. Ballet Opera Goths Grungers The 468 bus route (god its so boring) Thornton Heath. Protestors People who spit. Grafitti. I wouldn't put in Brighton FC because we wouldn't have anyone to beat 5-0!!! Edited by randomjack (21 Jul 2003 10:06am) :pMissHolmesforever:p Over @ The BBS
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JackL

Over @ The BBS 24 Jul 03 9.25am

I would put in:

I wouldn't put in Brighton FC because we wouldn't have anyone to beat 5-0!!!

Edited by randomjack (21 Jul 2003 10:06am)

:pMissHolmesforever:p

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 24 Jul 03 12.02pm
HOL members who change their IDs and post the same list twice... Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Clapham on the Back 24 Jul 03 12.02pm

HOL members who change their IDs and post the same list twice...

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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JackL Over @ The BBS 24 Jul 03 1.03pm
Quote Cucking Funt at 24 Jul 2003 12:02pm HOL members who change their IDs and post the same list twice... it wasn't intentional. It might of been where Guntri is merging my two user names... I don't know! :pMissHolmesforever:p Over @ The BBS
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JackL

Over @ The BBS 24 Jul 03 1.03pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 24 Jul 2003 12:02pm

HOL members who change their IDs and post the same list twice...

it wasn't intentional. It might of been where Guntri is merging my two user names... I don't know!

:pMissHolmesforever:p

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Boyce Boi Hookey Street 28 Jul 03 8.54am
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Things People Hate' by Penge Eagle 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fcking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? > 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fcking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the fck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fcking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead? 10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots? 11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. 12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. 13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser. 14. When you are involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. Grandad: "I don't know why they want these drug addiction centers anyhow, I mean aint we got enough drug addicts without them recruiting them?"
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Hookey Street 28 Jul 03 8.54am

This post has been merged from a topic called 'Things People Hate' by Penge Eagle

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
> 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.
14. When you are involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Grandad: "I don't know why they want these drug addiction centers anyhow, I mean aint we got enough drug addicts without them recruiting them?"

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