What Happens In Negus, Stays In Negus
Tonight, the late Antiques Roadshow legend Arthur Negus's corpse cops a good half pint of necrophiliacs' semen

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

The Money Shot Programme
More cum shots than you can shake a cock at tonight, including one in the eye for Newsnight's Kirsty Wark and a bukkake bonanza with former Page Three girl Linda Lusardi

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Last of Anne Summers Winos

Jake, Cucking, Mr Tache and Morg sit in the park, dressed in tatty lingerie, waving dildos around and drinking meths.

Edited by nickgusset (14 Aug 2008 11:07pm)

haha great stuff.

ps. cheers jake you sick-humoured b*stard but there's no winners here. this is a rolling entertainment channel with at least eight years of its remit left to run.

by the way, this thread must hold the record for most posts SINCE going into Gold Talk.

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Rameses' Kitchen Nightmares

Part of MBC's History strand. Docudrama.
The last great king of Egypt has a pharoah time of it sorting out a 13th century BC Cairo eatery, whose menu consists of nothing but 'f***ing mutton' and whose kitchen is infested with scarab beetles. To add to this, Hittites surround the cafe leaving Rameses with a c*** of a problem.

Hump-a-Flump

In this week's episode, Perkin is sent to Strangeways for lewd behaviour and gets a nasty surprise in the showers, Posie enjoys a roasting session with members of Blackburn Rovers's youth team, while Pootle discovers all is not well when his internet crumpet turns out to be Garry Glitter. Subtitles for Southerners.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.