Maybe he can get a new hat now.

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

What a shock! I have been checking NewsNow all day for the news he had gone to Chelsea. To check again and see Michael has signed a new deal...wtf! What a great day and a way to start the upcoming weekend!

This is more important than simply keeping Olise. It also shows the other young players at the club that there is a reason to be here. That we take things seriously.

Now lets go and sign a left winger, a sub GK and a decent forward!

I see those scumbags have quickly moved onto forests Brennan Johnson I hope they tell Chelsea to get lost too!!

One in the eye for all the Parish haters. It’s foolish to underestimate him, this is a real coup for him. He said, Zaha and Olise wouldn’t leave in the same window.
I doubt now any other top players will leave this window

Maybe the bedwetters can chill out a little now

Doubt that will happen now seeing as Sandcastle & Chumpsea have agreed a £28m deal(bbc) & lets face it would they want to deal with us this season?

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.