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I say,I say ,I say.....crap joke thread! (LOCKED)
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 Moose  In the sewer pipe... 06 Dec 10 1.18pm |
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Waiter, do you have frog's legs? No, I'm disabled, you c*nt.
Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to. |
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| PA Bedfordshire 06 Dec 10 8.59pm |
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I was attacked by a group of mime artists earlier. They did unspeakable things to me.
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| MPE Maidstone 07 Dec 10 8.32pm |
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I have got a new after shave, it smells of bread crumbs, the birds love it!
Just when I thought that I was out...........they pull me back in |
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| kent675 Bromley, Kent 08 Dec 10 11.07am |
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I've just bought a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar...everytime I open a door, someone tells me to f*** off
Four wheels drives the body - Two wheels drives the soul |
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| Mikeybaby 08 Dec 10 11.12am |
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Quote PA at 06 Dec 2010 8.59pm
I was attacked by a group of mime artists earlier. They did unspeakable things to me.
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| jelholyoake 10 Dec 10 9.37am |
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This ice-cold weather is f*ckin hilarious!
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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Johnny Eagles  berlin 10 Dec 10 3.59pm |
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I saw a Muslim fall into the canal at 5 am this morning. Being a responsible citizen, I informed the emergency services. They still haven't responded! I'm now starting to think I've wasted a stamp.
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread... |
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| kent675 Bromley, Kent 21 Dec 10 3.30pm |
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I just lost my job as a lifeguard at my local swimming pool. Apparently tapping the no bombing sign when a family of Muslims walk past, isn't acceptable.
Four wheels drives the body - Two wheels drives the soul |
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| westquay 58 miles from se25 21 Dec 10 4.53pm |
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Went to see Madness last week.
"Numb,gutted and shocked . Three words that sum up how I feel." |
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 21 Dec 10 9.31pm |
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A man was caught masturbating in a newsagents. Apparently it's all over the papers.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| cb1969 Back in the 'hood 22 Dec 10 9.53am |
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Quote lanzarote ron at 21 Dec 2010 9.31pm
A man was caught masturbating in a newsagents. Apparently it's all over the papers.
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wollongongeagle  wollongong 22 Dec 10 12.08pm |
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Eileeen has never had an orgasm, so she and Paddy decide to go to the doctor to find out why. After much discussion and a number tests, the doctor suggest that she may be over-heating during the act, and it's affecting her stimulation. Paddy refuses to buy a fan, and decides to ask his mate Seamus to waft a towel over them during sex. After 20 minutes of wafting - still no orgasm. Seamus suggests a swap. "I'll shag her and you waft the towel" he says. Paddy agrees. Soon after, Eileen is screaming in pleasure and she has an amazing climax. Paddy looks directly into Seamus' contented eyes and says - "And that, my old son, is how you waft a f***ing towel"
We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep! |
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