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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 13 Feb 10 4.00pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

i recently went skydiving and was given instructions on how to fold the parachute into your back pack.

Brighton fans, do you have any suggestions on the best way to pack your chute ?

 

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Holmesdale Steve Flag East Grinstead 13 Feb 10 4.08pm Send a Private Message to Holmesdale Steve Add Holmesdale Steve as a friend

I was cutting some wood the other day and slipped and hit myself in the face with the axe.

Brighton fans, do you have any advise onn what to do when you've got a big chopper in your mouth?

 

There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot.
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Helmet46 Flag Croydon 13 Feb 10 4.22pm Send a Private Message to Helmet46 Add Helmet46 as a friend

My Grandad owns a sweetshop and always like to make sure that the home-made sweets and toffees are displayed nicely on the counter. The problem is that when people pay they knock into the counter and move the display. Do any Brighton fans have any tips when dealing with persistent fudge nudgers?


 
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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 13 Feb 10 4.41pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

i was watching a programme on American motorbikes the other day. The presenter was very enthusiastic about a particularly large customised Harley Davidson.

Do any Brighton fans enjoy riding a big throbbing chopper ?

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 13 Feb 10 7.11pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Calling all Brighton campanologists

When you go away on holiday, do you allow strange men to tug at your bell-end ?

 

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Holmesdale Steve Flag East Grinstead 13 Feb 10 7.44pm Send a Private Message to Holmesdale Steve Add Holmesdale Steve as a friend

I have recently done an experiment and crossed a dog with a spider. Unfortunately it has fallen asleep and I can't wake it up.

Brighton fans, any ideas on how to poke a barking spider?

 

There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot.
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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 14 Feb 10 3.26am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I have fallen behind with my tenancy payments on a property in the Sussex area.

Brighton fans, do you know where i can get some cash for the rent boys ?

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 14 Feb 10 4.04am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

i have decided to take up fishing, so went to my local angling shop and bought some gear. Unfortunately not all the kit will fit in the box they supplied.

Brighton fans, what is the best way to fit some large tackle in your box ?

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 14 Feb 10 4.07am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Brighton fans, do you love it best when the opposition come from behind ?

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 14 Feb 10 4.46am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

i am quite partial to a bit of alcohol.

Can Brighton fans suggest any Sussex pubs where i might go on an all-night bender ?

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 14 Feb 10 10.03am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

My wife and i are looking at Summer holiday destinations already. We thought about going on board a ship to go around the Caribbean.

Do any Brighton fans have any suggestions for the best places to take a cruise ?


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Gladys Allover Flag SE England 14 Feb 10 10.22pm Send a Private Message to Gladys Allover Add Gladys Allover as a friend

In the Land Registry in Portsmouth which deals with properties in Sussex we often receive enquiries from residents of Brighton & Hove about who has the rights of way up their back passage... and that is TRUE folks.

 

Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

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