This thread is Great brings back some Good and Bad Memories.
In answer to you're question My Brov gave the game away but in all honesty only sometimes The Wilton Or George.
And I was a Holer and Arhur when it became fasionable thats about it dont think I ever saw an entire game from the Old stand or the Whitehorse.

Here's some more
He's a w@nker he's a w@nker la la la la la! repeat oh He's a

He fell over he fell over
or She

Knees up Mother brown Knees up Mother Brown under the table you must go ei ei ei oh.
normally followed by a massive surge
I found that this song was sung to get everyone Prepared for the surge and to avoid getting nicked.

Does you Mother know you're Queer? does you're Mother know you're Queer, Classic!

There was an old classic sung mostly on trains to away games I only remember parts of it.
Full version would be great if any one can rememeber it.

The bit i know

The Judge said sit down boy and dry up your tears you're going to Boardstall for 2 or 3 years
I can remember some more but loads is missing Help please.

TaxiMark
Sheffield Wednesday Fan
Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM
I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton

I done a count the other day and ive been to about 45 grounds I was amazed it was that many.

TaxiMark
Sheffield Wednesday Fan
Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM
I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton

"I found an old handbag, and filled it with lead,
I hit an old lady right over the head.
Along came a copper, and asked me my name,
I gave him the answer with a bicycle chain.
The judge said sit down boy, and dry up your tears,
You're going to borstal for two or three years.
I counted the moon beams, I counted the stars,
I counted ten thousand of those prison bars.
If I was the wardon, and the wardon was me,
I'd wake up one morning and set myself free.
But I ain't the wardon, and the wardon ain't me,
So I'll have to stay here 'till my liberty."

I got this from another website and think it's the one you refer to.

Edited by Matt_Hep (23 Dec 2004 11:23pm)

My old man said be a Brighton fan, i said fack of bollox your a c***.

We'll be running round Tottenham with our willy's hanging out.

We had fun in the sun we had Brighton on the run but the fun didn't last cos the b******s were to fast

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankley have you heard of the North bank highbury, he said no i don't think so but i've heard of the Holmesdale boot boys lalalalalalala

Do you know where hell is?

this is a song from the 70's still holds up well to this day

I know a fat old Policeman,he's always on the beat,
that fat and jolly red-faced man,
he really is a treat,
you'll always find him laughing,
he's never known to frown,
The reason for he's jollity is Brighton going down...
AH!HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HA!

Does your Granny knit your gloves?
Does - your - Granny - knit - your - gloves?

Sung at Bowyer in his Charlton days. Then Gareth Davies stamped on him - brilliant.