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monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 05 Apr 23 7.33pm
Originally posted by Willo Not forgetting 'Overloads', 'Half Spaces', 'Touch tight', 'Inverted fullbacks'. God yes, how could I forget ‘overloads’ ?? That’s the worst of them all, we used to call it ‘outnumbered’
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Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 05 Apr 23 7.33pm

Originally posted by Willo

Not forgetting 'Overloads', 'Half Spaces', 'Touch tight', 'Inverted fullbacks'.

God yes, how could I forget ‘overloads’ ?? That’s the worst of them all, we used to call it ‘outnumbered’

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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 06 Apr 23 12.36pm
Wellness, wtf is that? Oh did anyone mention James Cordhole? And Russel Brandhole? Glad All Over
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mr. apollo

Somewhere in Switzerland 06 Apr 23 12.36pm

Wellness, wtf is that?

Oh did anyone mention James Cordhole?

And Russel Brandhole?

Glad

All

Over

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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 06 Apr 23 12.37pm
Originally posted by monkey God yes, how could I forget ‘overloads’ ?? That’s the worst of them all, we used to call it ‘outnumbered’ Except the sublime album by Yard Act of course... Glad All Over
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mr. apollo

Somewhere in Switzerland 06 Apr 23 12.37pm

Originally posted by monkey

God yes, how could I forget ‘overloads’ ?? That’s the worst of them all, we used to call it ‘outnumbered’

Except the sublime album by Yard Act of course...

Glad

All

Over

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 06 Apr 23 1.37pm
tortoises. and goldfish. probably the worst two pets to have. I hate them I disengage, I turn the page.
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tortoises. and goldfish. probably the worst two pets to have. I hate them

I disengage, I turn the page.

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Teddy Eagle 06 Apr 23 1.42pm
Originally posted by Willo Not forgetting 'Overloads', 'Half Spaces', 'Touch tight', 'Inverted fullbacks'. I genuinely read the first as 'overlords' which even for Palace seemed a bit strong.
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Teddy Eagle

06 Apr 23 1.42pm

Originally posted by Willo

Not forgetting 'Overloads', 'Half Spaces', 'Touch tight', 'Inverted fullbacks'.

I genuinely read the first as 'overlords' which even for Palace seemed a bit strong.

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 06 Apr 23 2.53pm
Originally posted by mr. apollo Wellness, wtf is that? Oh did anyone mention James Cordhole? And Russel Brandhole? No one mentioned Corden. Red and Blue Army!
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ASCPFC

Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 06 Apr 23 2.53pm

Originally posted by mr. apollo

Wellness, wtf is that?

Oh did anyone mention James Cordhole?

And Russel Brandhole?

No one mentioned Corden.

Red and Blue Army!

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 23 3.32pm
I believe my dear wife has developed a hatrid for 'Yours Truly' after she said she was 'Down in the dumps' after gazing into the mirror and concluded that she looked aged and frumpy.She added that it would cheer her up if I could pay her a compliment or two. She was not best pleased when my response was "Your eye-sight is top-notch". Edited by Willo (06 Apr 2023 3.33pm)
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 23 3.32pm

I believe my dear wife has developed a hatrid for 'Yours Truly' after she said she was 'Down in the dumps' after gazing into the mirror and concluded that she looked aged and frumpy.She added that it would cheer her up if I could pay her a compliment or two. She was not best pleased when my response was "Your eye-sight is top-notch".

Edited by Willo (06 Apr 2023 3.33pm)

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nhp61 Goring-By-Sea born, now in Brackne... 06 Apr 23 3.43pm
Originally posted by Willo In my neck of the woods : 1. Waiting whilst the level crossing gates are down.There are two level crossings in quite close proximity.On occasions one has to wait for 1,2 or sometimes 3 trains to pass. 2. There is a road of just under 3.5 miles called 'Long Furlong'. I have a proclivity to get into a hissy fit when behind a large truck, tractor or some other vehicle which proceeds at slow speed up the hill and for the entire stretch of road and more often than not there are few opportunities to overtake. Truly gets my dander up. Going home after a funeral at Worthing Crematorium. Turned on to the Long Furlong at Findon, and just passing the cricket ground when things got a little misty and the t* in the car front of me turned on his rear fog lamps. It was a light mist, not f*ing fog. The dickhead then had the pleasure of my full beams in his mirrors until he decided to turn them off.
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Goring-By-Sea born, now in Brackne... 06 Apr 23 3.43pm

Originally posted by Willo

In my neck of the woods :

1. Waiting whilst the level crossing gates are down.There are two level crossings in quite close proximity.On occasions one has to wait for 1,2 or sometimes 3 trains to pass.

2. There is a road of just under 3.5 miles called 'Long Furlong'.
I have a proclivity to get into a hissy fit when behind a large truck, tractor or some other vehicle which proceeds at slow speed up the hill and for the entire stretch of road and more often than not there are few opportunities to overtake.
Truly gets my dander up.

Going home after a funeral at Worthing Crematorium. Turned on to the Long Furlong at Findon, and just passing the cricket ground when things got a little misty and the t*** in the car front of me turned on his rear fog lamps. It was a light mist, not f***ing fog. The dickhead then had the pleasure of my full beams in his mirrors until he decided to turn them off.

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 23 4.00pm
Originally posted by nhp61 Going home after a funeral at Worthing Crematorium. Turned on to the Long Furlong at Findon, and just passing the cricket ground when things got a little misty and the t* in the car front of me turned on his rear fog lamps. It was a light mist, not f*ing fog. The dickhead then had the pleasure of my full beams in his mirrors until he decided to turn them off. The number of times I have been responsible for the coarsening of discourse when I have been driving on 'Long Furlong' All my dear wife utters pertains to the "Lovely view" etc etc.
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 23 4.00pm

Originally posted by nhp61

The number of times I have been responsible for the coarsening of discourse when I have been driving on 'Long Furlong'
All my dear wife utters pertains to the "Lovely view" etc etc.

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palace_in_frogland In a broken dream 06 Apr 23 7.38pm
Originally posted by Willo I heard this expression on numerous occasions when I was in Australia a few years ago. Two other pet hates : 1. People who don't say "Please" or "Thank you". 2. Motorists who don't express their appreciation either with a flash of their headlights or a wave of their hand when one allows them to pass.It riles the 'Billy Goat' in me. I sincerely recommend you don’t attempt to drive through Thornton Heath then; you would be expectorating incandescent invective at all and sundry.
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In a broken dream 06 Apr 23 7.38pm

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Originally posted by Willo

I heard this expression on numerous occasions when I was in Australia a few years ago.

Two other pet hates :

1. People who don't say "Please" or "Thank you".

2. Motorists who don't express their appreciation either with a flash of their headlights or a wave of their hand when one allows them to pass.It riles the 'Billy Goat' in me.

I sincerely recommend you don’t attempt to drive through Thornton Heath then; you would be expectorating incandescent invective at all and sundry.

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Nicholas91 The Democratic Republic of Kent 06 Apr 23 8.21pm
Originally posted by palace_in_frogland I sincerely recommend you don’t attempt to drive through Thornton Heath then; you would be expectorating incandescent invective at all and sundry. Excellent… or splendiferous! Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!
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The Democratic Republic of Kent 06 Apr 23 8.21pm

Originally posted by palace_in_frogland

I sincerely recommend you don’t attempt to drive through Thornton Heath then; you would be expectorating incandescent invective at all and sundry.

Excellent… or splendiferous!

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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Leecpfc Praying for love in a lapdance... 06 Apr 23 8.23pm
Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer 1 Shop assistants I've never met before who call me 'mate'. 2 Bar staff who refer to my wife as a 'guy'. 1) They say mate but are most likely thinking cnt 2) Tell he/her/it to have a shave Raised on a diet of broken biscuits*
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