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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 8.15pm
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall thats a bad dilemma. A common thing with travel. The amount of times ive gone to the loo (airport in particular, but also coach / train / ferry etc etc) and its in a terrible state, sometimes a turd on the floor, or trashed pan. So what do you do, walk away Or use the bog, either way you may bump into somebody leaving, who'll surmise you're the pig? Bad dilemma indeed king! I had to slip back among my new cute friends , carry on as nothing happened, but just waiting for one to go for a leak herself, or turn the nice girlie conversation, in to poo! The thing is, the old couple I blame, would have had to stand on the toilet seat to sit on the sink !
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Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 8.15pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

thats a bad dilemma.
A common thing with travel.
The amount of times ive gone to the loo (airport in particular, but also coach / train / ferry etc etc) and its in a terrible state, sometimes a turd on the floor, or trashed pan.
So what do you do, walk away Or use the bog, either way you may bump into somebody leaving, who'll surmise you're the pig?

Bad dilemma indeed king! I had to slip back among my new cute friends , carry on as nothing happened, but just waiting for one to go for a leak herself, or turn the nice girlie conversation, in to poo! The thing is, the old couple I blame, would have had to stand on the toilet seat to sit on the sink !

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Aug 21 8.18pm
Originally posted by croydon proud Bad dilemma indeed king! I had to slip back among my new cute friends , carry on as nothing happened, but just waiting for one to go for a leak herself, or turn the nice girlie conversation, in to poo! The thing is, the old couple I blame, would have had to stand on the toilet seat to sit on the sink ! It was one of the birds, she was waiting for you and squatting over the sink but got bored waiting. She left you a message anyway. Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Aug 21 8.18pm

Originally posted by croydon proud

It was one of the birds, she was waiting for you and squatting over the sink but got bored waiting. She left you a message anyway.

Red and Blue Army!

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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 8.27pm
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall thats a bad dilemma. A common thing with travel. The amount of times ive gone to the loo (airport in particular, but also coach / train / ferry etc etc) and its in a terrible state, sometimes a turd on the floor, or trashed pan. So what do you do, walk away Or use the bog, either way you may bump into somebody leaving, who'll surmise you're the pig? Another memory is about 30 years ago, coming home from a site, on the victoria-east croydon packed commuter train, I had a seat, plenty of people in the isles standing. Some businessman, squeezed past people on route to the bogs, excuse me etc etc. I was trying to have a nap. 5 mins later, I heard excuse me, excuse me, opened eyes and he was squeezing past the packed isle, ladys in all. I opened eyes as he was nearing and he had shyte all down his grey suit trousers,must have filled them up , not wanting to sit down, a lot of commuters might have had a shock when they got off the train, and if he had a seat imagine the embarassment as he sat down among his other 3 seats!
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Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 8.27pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

Another memory is about 30 years ago, coming home from a site, on the victoria-east croydon packed commuter train, I had a seat, plenty of people in the isles standing. Some businessman, squeezed past people on route to the bogs, excuse me etc etc. I was trying to have a nap. 5 mins later, I heard excuse me, excuse me, opened eyes and he was squeezing past the packed isle, ladys in all. I opened eyes as he was nearing and he had shyte all down his grey suit trousers,must have filled them up , not wanting to sit down, a lot of commuters might have had a shock when they got off the train, and if he had a seat imagine the embarassment as he sat down among his other 3 seats!

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Aug 21 8.30pm
Originally posted by croydon proud Another memory is about 30 years ago, coming home from a site, on the victoria-east croydon packed commuter train, I had a seat, plenty of people in the isles standing. Some businessman, squeezed past people on route to the bogs, excuse me etc etc. I was trying to have a nap. 5 mins later, I heard excuse me, excuse me, opened eyes and he was squeezing past the packed isle, ladys in all. I opened eyes as he was nearing and he had shyte all down his grey suit trousers,must have filled them up , not wanting to sit down, a lot of commuters might have had a shock when they got off the train, and if he had a seat imagine the embarassment as he sat down among his other 3 seats! I've had to flush my boxers after a Guinness incident alright. Then carry on drinking, of course. Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Aug 21 8.30pm

Originally posted by croydon proud

I've had to flush my boxers after a Guinness incident alright. Then carry on drinking, of course.

Red and Blue Army!

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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 8.32pm
Originally posted by ASCPFC It was one of the birds, she was waiting for you and squatting over the sink but got bored waiting. She left you a message anyway. I would have paid to see that!
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Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 8.32pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

It was one of the birds, she was waiting for you and squatting over the sink but got bored waiting. She left you a message anyway.

I would have paid to see that!

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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 8.34pm
Originally posted by ASCPFC I've had to flush my boxers after a Guinness incident alright. Then carry on drinking, of course. Ha, it would be rude not to-especially at those prices!
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Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 8.34pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

I've had to flush my boxers after a Guinness incident alright. Then carry on drinking, of course.

Ha, it would be rude not to-especially at those prices!

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viveasheagle perth 17 Aug 21 7.31am
A friend pick up a fine having a pee in red light district in Amsterdam and he was being discreet peeing behind a tree.
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A friend pick up a fine having a pee in red light district in Amsterdam and he was being discreet peeing behind a tree.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 17 Aug 21 1.08pm
happened again yesterday. had to take wife to A & E, they wont let you in with your partner still, so I sat in the car, in car park. After few hours, piss required, I had an empty bottle in car, but thought it would look worse being caught with trousers down trying to pish over edge of car seat. After a bit of thought I changed parking space, so rear of car was up against perimiter bushes. opened boot which provided some cover & took a leak. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 17 Aug 21 1.08pm

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happened again yesterday.
had to take wife to A & E, they wont let you in with your partner still, so I sat in the car, in car park.
After few hours, piss required, I had an empty bottle in car, but thought it would look worse being caught with trousers down trying to pish over edge of car seat.
After a bit of thought I changed parking space, so rear of car was up against perimiter bushes.
opened boot which provided some cover & took a leak.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 17 Aug 21 1.09pm
Originally posted by croydon proud Another memory is about 30 years ago, coming home from a site, on the victoria-east croydon packed commuter train, I had a seat, plenty of people in the isles standing. Some businessman, squeezed past people on route to the bogs, excuse me etc etc. I was trying to have a nap. 5 mins later, I heard excuse me, excuse me, opened eyes and he was squeezing past the packed isle, ladys in all. I opened eyes as he was nearing and he had shyte all down his grey suit trousers,must have filled them up , not wanting to sit down, a lot of commuters might have had a shock when they got off the train, and if he had a seat imagine the embarassment as he sat down among his other 3 seats! what trade are you CP? Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 17 Aug 21 1.09pm

Originally posted by croydon proud

Another memory is about 30 years ago, coming home from a site, on the victoria-east croydon packed commuter train, I had a seat, plenty of people in the isles standing. Some businessman, squeezed past people on route to the bogs, excuse me etc etc. I was trying to have a nap. 5 mins later, I heard excuse me, excuse me, opened eyes and he was squeezing past the packed isle, ladys in all. I opened eyes as he was nearing and he had shyte all down his grey suit trousers,must have filled them up , not wanting to sit down, a lot of commuters might have had a shock when they got off the train, and if he had a seat imagine the embarassment as he sat down among his other 3 seats!

what trade are you CP?

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 17 Aug 21 1.43pm
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall what trade are you CP? Taxi driver-ex-not worth the trouble with new electric taxi costing 83 grand after payment plan. Used to be a sparks back in the day , hated it, did the knowledge and rest is history.Now professional landlord and pt caretaker!
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Any european country i fancy! 17 Aug 21 1.43pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

what trade are you CP?

Taxi driver-ex-not worth the trouble with new electric taxi costing 83 grand after payment plan. Used to be a sparks back in the day , hated it, did the knowledge and rest is history.Now professional landlord and pt caretaker!

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 17 Aug 21 2.06pm
Originally posted by croydon proud Taxi driver-ex-not worth the trouble with new electric taxi costing 83 grand after payment plan. Used to be a sparks back in the day , hated it, did the knowledge and rest is history.Now professional landlord and pt caretaker! sparky eh. was you one of those rascals that left mountains of wire / cable strewn all over the floor, after the decorator had swept out his lovely clean room, or maybe cut holes in plasterboard, thoughtfully leaving the square or circle for me to put back after I'd finished the room. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 17 Aug 21 2.06pm

Originally posted by croydon proud

sparky eh.
was you one of those rascals that left mountains of wire / cable strewn all over the floor, after the decorator had swept out his lovely clean room, or maybe cut holes in plasterboard, thoughtfully leaving the square or circle for me to put back after I'd finished the room.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 17 Aug 21 2.16pm
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall sparky eh. was you one of those rascals that left mountains of wire / cable strewn all over the floor, after the decorator had swept out his lovely clean room, or maybe cut holes in plasterboard, thoughtfully leaving the square or circle for me to put back after I'd finished the room. You know me to well king! I was the one who, on a finished office block in the city, when the company we were working for hadn"t paid us for over a week, wrote balfoyr- pay the lads!, in big letters on the finished wall, it worked! And when I pointed out a major health and safety breach on another site,(told the foreman about open lift shafts and rubble/no lighting isn"t safe, and got asked to leave?, got h an s involved and had site shut down for a day or two! On the plus side, it gave the decorator another days paid work!
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Any european country i fancy! 17 Aug 21 2.16pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

You know me to well king! I was the one who, on a finished office block in the city, when the company we were working for hadn"t paid us for over a week, wrote balfoyr- pay the lads!, in big letters on the finished wall, it worked! And when I pointed out a major health and safety breach on another site,(told the foreman about open lift shafts and rubble/no lighting isn"t safe, and got asked to leave?, got h an s involved and had site shut down for a day or two! On the plus side, it gave the decorator another days paid work!

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