You are here: Home > Message Board > General Talk > Eurovision
November 21 2024 11.31pm

This page is no longer updated, and is the old forum. For new topics visit the New HOL forum.

Eurovision

Previous Topic | Next Topic


Page 5 of 8 < 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 >

  

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 23 May 21 5.02pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Several pages on the Eurovision. Come on lads!

Who was the fittest? I'll have to look up the Greek one.

 


Red and Blue Army!

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 23 May 21 5.09pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by DanH

Amazing how rattled some of you snowflakes are over a singing contest.

Did you enjoy the Greek entry?

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
DanH Flag SW2 23 May 21 5.21pm Send a Private Message to DanH Add DanH as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Did you enjoy the Greek entry?

Only you could make this sound like a sordid sex act.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
YT Flag Oxford 23 May 21 5.35pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by DanH

Only you could make this sound like a sordid sex act.

It was meant to!

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
silvertop Flag Portishead 23 May 21 5.56pm Send a Private Message to silvertop Add silvertop as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Several pages on the Eurovision. Come on lads!

Who was the fittest? I'll have to look up the Greek one.

I liked the French girl too.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 23 May 21 6.03pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by DanH

Only you could make this sound like a sordid sex act.

Homophobe

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
YT Flag Oxford 23 May 21 6.10pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

This is the kind of thing we should have been entering for Eurovision all these years.

[Link]

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
jeeagles Flag 23 May 21 7.34pm

Next year. Just drive a big red bus on the stage with a sign, Why spend £350m hosting eurovision, let's spend it on the NHS instead?

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Quote this post in a reply
Mapletree Flag Croydon 24 May 21 12.34pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Did you enjoy the Greek entry?

I know this is very un HOL. But she looked like a child that had been sexualised somewhat to her bemusement.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
Midlands Eagle Flag 24 May 21 12.56pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree


I know this is very un HOL. But she looked like a child that had been sexualised somewhat to her bemusement.

I am really surprised that someone of your august majesty would admit watching that pile of steaming horse poo

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
silvertop Flag Portishead 24 May 21 1.12pm Send a Private Message to silvertop Add silvertop as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

I am really surprised that someone of your august majesty would admit watching that pile of steaming horse poo

I am one of the 7 million who watch it. And I will explain why.

I am in WhatsApp contact with fellow jurors (i.e. mates on the same mission). It is the most boozy night of the year. You cannot watch this pish sober. And you then go from one comically awful song to the next making the sort of inappropriate comments you would not otherwise make with absolute impunity. It's brilliant!

It can get a bit dull by the voting; but I have usually passed out on the sofa by then.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 24 May 21 1.36pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Not too many years ago whilst on holiday, I crossed paths with a gentleman who was an avid devotee of 'Eurovision' and claimed that he had attended many shows 'Live' and never fails to watch the programme.

I informed him in no uncertain terms what I thought of it and he recoiled as if he had found a 3 week old kipper at the back of his fridge, his face dropping as if it had been sucked down a plughole.
He tried to explain what he saw as the positives but I totally disagreed in vehement fashion and explained that I would rather have a tooth extracted without an injection than watch that hogwash.

He stormed off in a huff, muttering words under his breath which I assume were not complimentary about me.I suspect he yearned to clang me over the head with a copper bedpan.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply

  

Page 5 of 8 < 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 >

Previous Topic | Next Topic

You are here: Home > Message Board > General Talk > Eurovision