Not impressed with Megan ... she's too far up her own arse.

They are allowed not to be Royals but only as Mr and Mrs Windsor.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt

Tongue in cheek.

Red and Blue Army!

I reckon they only have sex bi-monthly if he does as he’s told. Sad pr15 k that he is. In real life he’d have been told what a tw&t he’s being by his friends and suddenly realise he’s losing them all. Instead the press are saying it but there’s always sad pr1cks willing to be their new friends. Fame? Hmm. Depeds how it’s handled. Just like power. In the wrong hands it ruins people character wise. Oh and money.

COYP

Just in from the Tabloids

"The public were shocked today when a young couple one of whom isn’t even British was caught trying to scrounge millions from the hard pressed taxpayer.

Editor: Why doesn’t she get a job or go back home etc. See below.

Dear HMG

We would like to apply for the following job, okay I know there isn’t a vacancy but we really think we would benefit, sorry we mean the country would really benefit from it.

Title: Whatever but it must be Royal.
Responsibilities: Err no we don’t fancy that
Duties: Get real
Others: Lunching with the Kardasians and other celebs. Lecturing the public on the environment whilst flying first class on our many holidays, failing to follow through on anything meaningful see Edward VIII “Something must be done”.
Salary: Yes please at least seven figures plus we will need expenses and security.

Yours Megan and Harry

One more point

Harry is 6th in line and falling, they should drop the titles and do whatever he and his wife want to do. I wonder if there was a portent to all this when he and William split their households a while ago.

Dicky Arbiter Bender

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