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Stirlingsays 30 Apr 19 8.41pm
Originally posted by YT I wouldn't mind a hard blow from any of the lovelies in the picture If I'd ever been lucky enough to bag myself a beauty contestant....I think I'd be the one blowing hard after about two minutes. Thinking back I can recall a couple of stunners but only a couple.....unfortunately I don't think that's a bad memory. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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30 Apr 19 8.41pm

Originally posted by YT

I wouldn't mind a hard blow from any of the lovelies in the picture

If I'd ever been lucky enough to bag myself a beauty contestant....I think I'd be the one blowing hard after about two minutes.

Thinking back I can recall a couple of stunners but only a couple.....unfortunately I don't think that's a bad memory.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Teddy Eagle 30 Apr 19 8.42pm
Originally posted by PalazioVecchio would it improve diversity if they included a big fat bloater with a pint in one chubby hand, a fag in her mouth and a chocolate eclair in the other hand. Like a hat-trick of Scottish Pride ? Only if it’s a deep fried eclair inside a pie covered in batter.
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30 Apr 19 8.42pm

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

would it improve diversity if they included a big fat bloater with a pint in one chubby hand, a fag in her mouth and a chocolate eclair in the other hand.

Like a hat-trick of Scottish Pride ?

Only if it’s a deep fried eclair inside a pie covered in batter.

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PalazioVecchio south pole 30 Apr 19 8.47pm
Originally posted by Stirlingsays If I'd ever been lucky enough to bag myself a beauty contestant....I think I'd be the one blowing hard after about two minutes. Thinking back I can recall a couple of stunners but only a couple.....unfortunately I don't think that's a bad memory. i got a few phone numbers at Crufts Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays

If I'd ever been lucky enough to bag myself a beauty contestant....I think I'd be the one blowing hard after about two minutes.

Thinking back I can recall a couple of stunners but only a couple.....unfortunately I don't think that's a bad memory.

i got a few phone numbers at Crufts

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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Stirlingsays 30 Apr 19 8.54pm
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle Only if it’s a deep fried eclair inside a pie covered in batter. Right that's it.....I'm sticking a pastie in the oven. And no that's not a euphemism for the missus. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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30 Apr 19 8.54pm

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Only if it’s a deep fried eclair inside a pie covered in batter.

Right that's it.....I'm sticking a pastie in the oven.

And no that's not a euphemism for the missus.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Stirlingsays 30 Apr 19 8.55pm
Originally posted by PalazioVecchio i got a few phone numbers at Crufts Looking back at the last few years I had of dalliance....that would have probably represented an upgrade. Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Apr 2019 8.56pm) 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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30 Apr 19 8.55pm

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

i got a few phone numbers at Crufts

Looking back at the last few years I had of dalliance....that would have probably represented an upgrade.

Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Apr 2019 8.56pm)

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Stirlingsays 30 Apr 19 9.06pm
Originally posted by Cucking Funt More to the point, would you like to enter Miss Southampton? Probably be a stiff entry fee. I bet it had more than a few responses. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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30 Apr 19 9.06pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

More to the point, would you like to enter Miss Southampton?

Probably be a stiff entry fee.

I bet it had more than a few responses.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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PalazioVecchio south pole 30 Apr 19 9.49pm
Originally posted by Stirlingsays Right that's it.....I'm sticking a pastie in the oven. And no that's not a euphemism for the missus. Miss Cornwall ? That beauty pageant will be held in neighbouring Devon. cos all the Cornish girls cannot afford the Cornwall property market. House prices in Truro been over-inflated by t0sser's with surfboards from London. Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford
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south pole 30 Apr 19 9.49pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Right that's it.....I'm sticking a pastie in the oven.

And no that's not a euphemism for the missus.

Miss Cornwall ?

That beauty pageant will be held in neighbouring Devon.

cos all the Cornish girls cannot afford the Cornwall property market. House prices in Truro been over-inflated by t0sser's with surfboards from London.

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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Stirlingsays 30 Apr 19 10.32pm
Originally posted by PalazioVecchio Miss Cornwall ? That beauty pageant will be held in neighbouring Devon. cos all the Cornish girls cannot afford the Cornwall property market. House prices in Truro been over-inflated by t0sser's with surfboards from London. Yep, it's the diversity in Cornwall that makes it so expensive and popular.....Oh sorry....I missed the words 'lack of'. Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Apr 2019 10.33pm) 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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30 Apr 19 10.32pm

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

Miss Cornwall ?

That beauty pageant will be held in neighbouring Devon.

cos all the Cornish girls cannot afford the Cornwall property market. House prices in Truro been over-inflated by t0sser's with surfboards from London.

Yep, it's the diversity in Cornwall that makes it so expensive and popular.....Oh sorry....I missed the words 'lack of'.

Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Apr 2019 10.33pm)

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