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Tom-the-eagle  Croydon 18 Dec 18 8.04pm |
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Dear all, I just want to start by thanking you all for your tremendous support and encouragement over the past 24 hours, without it i'm not sure i could have undertook such a massive task. Unfortunately today I only managed two tugs that ended in completion therefore I lost the bet. I was on my way to number three, thought of Becky and then it all went downhill from there (literally). I feel like I have let you all down and am truly sorry. I guess i'm just not the w@nker I used to be. Tom PS:
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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 kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 18 Dec 18 8.10pm |
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it was only 2 hail marys unfotunatly. our regards to Tom for his chutzpa and effort but I feared age & time would rule the day.
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 18 Dec 18 8.15pm |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
it was only 2 hail marys unfotunatly. our regards to Tom for his chutzpa and effort but I feared age & time would rule the day. Thank you very much. And thank you for the many Direct Messages you sent me offering to come over and help the effort.
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| Stirlingsays 18 Dec 18 8.16pm |
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I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we all appreciate the manful efforts you have made here. I can only hope that none of our expectations put you off your stroke as we realise that it must have been hard....at least initially....until it wasn't. Many good wishes on your recovery.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 18 Dec 18 8.17pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Thank you very much. And thank you for the many Direct Messages you sent me offering to come over and help the effort.
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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sod, Henry of Peckham  Eton Mess 18 Dec 18 8.40pm |
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Up to 650 when they are all in Westminster but they usually go back to their constituencies on a Friday.
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cryrst  The garden of England 18 Dec 18 8.43pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Dear all, I just want to start by thanking you all for your tremendous support and encouragement over the past 24 hours, without it i'm not sure i could have undertook such a massive task. Unfortunately today I only managed two tugs that ended in completion therefore I lost the bet. I was on my way to number three, thought of Becky and then it all went downhill from there (literally). I feel like I have let you all down and am truly sorry. I guess i'm just not the w@nker I used to be. Tom PS: You are an honest chappy
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| Mapletree Croydon 18 Dec 18 9.15pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Dear all, I just want to start by thanking you all for your tremendous support and encouragement over the past 24 hours, without it i'm not sure i could have undertook such a massive task. Unfortunately today I only managed two tugs that ended in completion therefore I lost the bet. I was on my way to number three, thought of Becky and then it all went downhill from there (literally). I feel like I have let you all down and am truly sorry. I guess i'm just not the w@nker I used to be. Tom PS: Don't feel too deflated Tom. We all have those days when things just don't seem to come to hand. I am sure in a couple of weeks you will feel more pumped up and ready for another bash.
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palace_in_frogland  In a broken dream 19 Dec 18 9.09am |
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Just read the news, Tom. Can’t say that I’m not a tad disappointed in your performance. Now, if only you’d had that picture of Bellyman’s missus with you...
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| Nc412760 Oxford 19 Dec 18 9.49am |
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Are there mandatory drug tests after w@ankathons? Tom - you could have played the odds with a little blue pill and set a new world record then pray that WADA don’t turn up.
First game aged 7: 16/12/72 CPFC 5-0 MUFC - Palace for life!!!!! |
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 19 Dec 18 10.23am |
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Originally posted by Nc412760
Are there mandatory drug tests after w@ankathons? Tom - you could have played the odds with a little blue pill and set a new world record then pray that WADA don’t turn up. Was he recording on number of ejaculations so if there wasn’t one then it doesn’t count, or you just keep tugging until you pass out or need food, water and nutrition. Maybe that’s where additional support comes in.
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 becky over the moon 19 Dec 18 10.52am |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Dear all, I just want to start by thanking you all for your tremendous support and encouragement over the past 24 hours, without it i'm not sure i could have undertook such a massive task. Unfortunately today I only managed two tugs that ended in completion therefore I lost the bet. I was on my way to number three, thought of Becky and then it all went downhill from there (literally). I feel like I have let you all down and am truly sorry. I guess i'm just not the w@nker I used to be. Tom PS: You can't say I didn't warn you......
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