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croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 20 Mar 18 12.37am

Originally posted by chateauferret

Two tickets and double your money is deliberately misleading, isn't it not? Two tickets might give you twice the chance of winning one prize, and also the same probability squared of winning two prizes, but then again if everyone else takes up the same offer then you actually have the same proportion of the total ticket allocation as you would have had without the promotion, so your chances of winning are the same. Or actually less, if there are enough people stupid enough to believe the bollocks and therefore more people buying the tickets who otherwise wouldn't have.

It's very easy for organisations selling betting, lottery and similar "services" to take advantage of popular misunderstandings around the mathematics of probability and the so-called law of averages.

Edited by chateauferret (18 Mar 2018 9.58pm)

true!

 

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Dannyh.V2 Flag Stone lickers 22 Mar 18 9.08am Send a Private Message to Dannyh.V2 Add Dannyh.V2 as a friend

Has to be those two annoyingly talentless sisters on the Nationwide advert, I think they even got death threats (which is never cool)which shows they really did boil the nations piss.

 

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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 22 Mar 18 10.04am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Admiral Ins radio advert

Ad: Everybody's talking about Admiral's multi policy etc.

Me: No they're not

Ad We're not just another insurance company

Me Yes you are

etc.

 


One more point

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Slimey Toad Flag Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 24 Mar 18 4.59pm Send a Private Message to Slimey Toad Add Slimey Toad as a friend

James Corden, that's all I need say.

 

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Slimey Toad Flag Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 24 Mar 18 5.02pm Send a Private Message to Slimey Toad Add Slimey Toad as a friend

Originally posted by Dannyh.V2

Has to be those two annoyingly talentless sisters on the Nationwide advert, I think they even got death threats (which is never cool)which shows they really did boil the nations piss.

Along with their people's poets ads, Nationwide is clearly targeting young, metropolitan Corbynistas as they're a mutual not trading on the FTSE.

As if their CEO doesn't have a six figure annual salary.

 

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chateauferret Flag 24 Mar 18 5.22pm

Originally posted by Badger11

Admiral Ins radio advert

Ad: Everybody's talking about Admiral's multi policy etc.

Me: No they're not

Ad We're not just another insurance company

Me Yes you are

etc.

Thry're not just another insurance company - they're another s*** insurance company.

 


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esox lucius Flag Deal 24 Mar 18 8.55pm Send a Private Message to esox lucius Add esox lucius as a friend

The one selling a Kindle, and they say “we asked real people” Who are not real people then.

 

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Eustace H. Plimsoll Flag Aldershot 31 Mar 18 1.29pm Send a Private Message to Eustace H. Plimsoll Add Eustace H. Plimsoll as a friend

Trouble is, they have no basis whatsoever in reality.

That Nivea one where the young girl gives Klopp on the team coach the 'L' loser sign and he merely looks slightly peeved... We all know any true, self-respecting bin-dipper would be angrily legging it to the the coach door so he could gob in her face through her window.

(Non dico tibi nomen est illi, Esox Lucius...)


Edited by Eustace H. Plimsoll (31 Mar 2018 1.34pm)

 


As a woman, I can step aside, or step up my game...

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Stuk Flag Top half 03 Apr 18 1.20pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Originally posted by Ulysses

Some adverts just mildly annoy me, but the current Nationwide one with the singing sisters actually consumes me with hatred, especially the face of the speccy, dark-haired one.

I have a savings account with Nationwide - seriously considering closing it.

They're professional comedians, apparently!

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Optimistic as ever

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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 03 Apr 18 4.54pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Stuk

They're professional comedians, apparently!

[Link]

Shock BBC defends unfunny female comics but then again they thought Miranda hart is funny. Death threats are out of order but I do not see a long career for these two.

 


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Stuk Flag Top half 03 Apr 18 5.08pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

Shock BBC defends unfunny female comics but then again they thought Miranda hart is funny. Death threats are out of order but I do not see a long career for these two.

I dunno. They'll probably get a prime time Sunday evening slot judging by the absolutely pile of recycled dog s*** that they had Mel and Sue front last weekend.

 


Optimistic as ever

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pompeyeagle Flag Relocated to Shropshire 04 Apr 18 10.20pm Send a Private Message to pompeyeagle Add pompeyeagle as a friend

The one where they keep saying “dilly dilly” is driving me crazy. I feel like throwing my tv out of the window every time I see it and I don’t even know what they are advertising!

 

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