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Michaelawt85 Bexley 27 Jun 17 5.05pm
A mars a day helps work rest and (fore)play When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Bexley 27 Jun 17 5.05pm

A mars a day helps work rest and (fore)play

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Kermit8 Hevon 27 Jun 17 5.07pm
Originally posted by jamiemartin721 As a true Tory, it must surely involve stockings, a noose and an orange. I was gonna say wearing a Labour rosette doing the deed but yours is much more likely. Now can we please not turn this into yet another thread about WILLO'S bygone cock activities. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 27 Jun 17 5.07pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

As a true Tory, it must surely involve stockings, a noose and an orange.

I was gonna say wearing a Labour rosette doing the deed but yours is much more likely.

Now can we please not turn this into yet another thread about WILLO'S bygone cock activities.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Kermit8 Hevon 27 Jun 17 5.09pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 A mars a day helps work rest and (fore)play Reminds me of and old Star Trek when Mars floats into Uranus space for some jumping Jupiter. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 27 Jun 17 5.09pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

A mars a day helps work rest and (fore)play

Reminds me of and old Star Trek when Mars floats into Uranus space for some jumping Jupiter.

Big chest and massive boobs

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YT Oxford 27 Jun 17 5.10pm
Originally posted by Willo Goodness grief Was never into all that "Kinky" business. Just traditional titilation and more if one was lucky. Never got tied up as part of "Bondage" nor swung from any chandaliers etc etc. This is my favourite post of the day. Apart from Michaela's fruity, chocolate-ey or botty-related posts, of course. Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)
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Oxford 27 Jun 17 5.10pm

Originally posted by Willo

Goodness grief
Was never into all that "Kinky" business.

Just traditional titilation and more if one was lucky.
Never got tied up as part of "Bondage" nor swung from any chandaliers etc etc.

This is my favourite post of the day. Apart from Michaela's fruity, chocolate-ey or botty-related posts, of course.

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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regal_eagle somewhere 27 Jun 17 5.10pm
Originally posted by Part Time James I've tried most things so if you ever need an unbiased review of something pre-purchase then drop me a note. I should add, the things I have tried are all masturbatory tools, nothing that's intended for couples. I am a real connoisseur of solo pleasure but don't know the first thing about ladies. Just to Flesh it out & throw some Light onto the subject, does being a Part Time James allow you the time to be a Full Time Wan*er then?
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somewhere 27 Jun 17 5.10pm

Originally posted by Part Time James
I've tried most things so if you ever need an unbiased review of something pre-purchase then drop me a note.

I should add, the things I have tried are all masturbatory tools, nothing that's intended for couples. I am a real connoisseur of solo pleasure but don't know the first thing about ladies.

Just to Flesh it out & throw some Light onto the subject, does being a Part Time James allow you the time to be a Full Time Wan*er then?

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 27 Jun 17 5.15pm
Originally posted by Kermit8 I was gonna say wearing a Labour rosette doing the deed but yours is much more likely. Now can we please not turn this into yet another thread about WILLO'S bygone cock activities. Yes long gone (Not long one !) Would have to use "Wiki" as a refresher to enable me to re-inact all those lothario days.
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South coast - west of Brighton. 27 Jun 17 5.15pm

Originally posted by Kermit8

I was gonna say wearing a Labour rosette doing the deed but yours is much more likely.

Now can we please not turn this into yet another thread about WILLO'S bygone cock activities.

Yes long gone (Not long one !)

Would have to use "Wiki" as a refresher to enable me to re-inact all those lothario days.

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Part Time James 27 Jun 17 5.22pm
Originally posted by regal_eagle Just to Flesh it out & throw some Light onto the subject, does being a Part Time James allow you the time to be a Full Time Wan*er then? I can multitask if that's your question
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27 Jun 17 5.22pm

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Originally posted by regal_eagle

Just to Flesh it out & throw some Light onto the subject, does being a Part Time James allow you the time to be a Full Time Wan*er then?

I can multitask if that's your question

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Stirlingsays 27 Jun 17 5.30pm
Originally posted by Kermit8 Reminds me of and old Star Trek when Mars floats into Uranus space for some jumping Jupiter. That truly is to boldly go where no progressive has gone before. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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27 Jun 17 5.30pm

Originally posted by Kermit8

Reminds me of and old Star Trek when Mars floats into Uranus space for some jumping Jupiter.

That truly is to boldly go where no progressive has gone before.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Barcelona Based Fan No longer Barcelona, now living in... 27 Jun 17 6.06pm
Fair play to the girl for enjoying a bit of butt fun, that was some plug to be stuck up there tho! Once apon a time in Barca I was encouraged to use a rampant rabbit teasing the ring piece with it whilst giving some tongue action to her, he hubby now doesn't do oral! Anyway that was a long time ago! Mrs BBF is like our Micheala who also says it's only an exit hole No wonder I still get invites to Barcelona or hotels in London when she's over TaxiMark Sheffield Wednesday Fan Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton
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No longer Barcelona, now living in... 27 Jun 17 6.06pm

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Fair play to the girl for enjoying a bit of butt fun, that was some plug to be stuck up there tho!
Once apon a time in Barca I was encouraged to use a rampant rabbit teasing the ring piece with it whilst giving some tongue action to her, he hubby now doesn't do oral!
Anyway that was a long time ago!
Mrs BBF is like our Micheala who also says it's only an exit hole

No wonder I still get invites to Barcelona or hotels in London when she's over

TaxiMark
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM
I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton

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regal_eagle somewhere 27 Jun 17 6.16pm
Originally posted by Barcelona Based Fan No wonder I still get invites to Arcelona EFA
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somewhere 27 Jun 17 6.16pm

Originally posted by Barcelona Based Fan
No wonder I still get invites to Arcelona

EFA

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regal_eagle somewhere 27 Jun 17 6.17pm
Anyone for Hotdogs? Just don't complain if it's dry and cold. [Link]
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somewhere 27 Jun 17 6.17pm

Anyone for Hotdogs?

Just don't complain if it's dry and cold.

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Southampton_Eagle At the after party 27 Jun 17 6.26pm
Originally posted by YT I think "some balls" is what she needs, frankly. Two of them; slapping against her bottom cheeks. I'd be a willing volunteer. Toy up the bum, cock up the fanny. She sounds like a top bird.
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At the after party 27 Jun 17 6.26pm