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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 09 May 17 4.21pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

My todge is 12" long but I don't use it as a rule.

Because of the weeping sores and warts.

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 09 May 17 4.35pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Because of the weeping sores and warts.

Your fault

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 09 May 17 4.37pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Your fault

I knew I should have used that generic anusol

 


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Part Time James Flag 09 May 17 4.48pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

How would we get food and drink?

Protein pills, pot noodles and coffee enemas. Next question doubter.

 




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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 09 May 17 4.49pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Libertarianism, I must admit that I'm quite partial to left and right of centre libertarianism. The more extreme swings to the right and left seem a bit to idealistic. I could live with centre-right libertarianism.

And I certainly believe in governments being bound to deliver to its citizens, rather than themselves and their cronies.

Good, lets start a Party - what shall we call it?

 


We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell]

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 09 May 17 5.05pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by hedgehog50

Good, lets start a Party - what shall we call it?

The Lying C*nts Party?

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 09 May 17 5.11pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by hedgehog50

Good, lets start a Party - what shall we call it?

Ain't no party like an s club party

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 09 May 17 5.20pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Ain't no party like a Lemonparty

EFA

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 09 May 17 5.22pm

Originally posted by hedgehog50

Good, lets start a Party - what shall we call it?

The Libach and Fink of England's party.

 


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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 09 May 17 8.34pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

The Libach and Fink of England's party.

Are you after the Most Obscure Reference award?

 


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pefwin Flag Where you have to have an English ... 09 May 17 8.42pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

The Libach and Fink of England's party.

De Liebe?

Love is the greatest power
The love that creates everything.

 


"Everything is air-droppable at least once."

"When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."

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Ouzo Dan Flag Behind you 09 May 17 9.11pm Send a Private Message to Ouzo Dan Add Ouzo Dan as a friend

Minimum wage within London to increase to £9.75 & £8.45 for the rest of the country this falls in line with the real living wage.

All benefits to be abolished and replaced with a universal basic income for all (there is an option to opt out)

Fast tracking of council homes built & investment into alternative housing such as Pre-fab/tiny/container/boat homes with 70% being built as Council homes.
Absolutely no one should sleep rough in a country as wealthy as ours.

Investment into alternative energy & Off Grid homes to be encouraged removing the dependence on energy suppliers.

Planning permission to be relaxed.

25% flat tax on home one, 50% tax on home two, 75% Tax on Home three etc.

Mental health to be taken seriously with considerable increase in funding to help towards the detection and treatment of people with mental health problems.

All religious funding stops.

Halal & Kosher slaughter banned.

Dress that hides the face banned.

All School leavers will either move onto higher education, apprenticeships & employment those that remain will complete 2 years national service with an eye to gaining life skills and qualifications.

The intention is for British nationals to fill gaps in the workforce.

A Points based immigration system that fills gaps British nationals cannot fill.
Fast track asylum & settlement of foreign nationals that are considered exceptional in their fields of expertise.

Voting age lowered to 16

Legalization of Drugs & Prostitution.

Theres plenty more I could add but running out of time tonight and need to think of a way to pay for all of this


 


The mountains are calling & I must go.

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