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 Part Time James  15 Mar 17 1.05pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I would do anything for love but I won't do that... What was 'that' Brighton game and quinoa salad.
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| Part Time James 15 Mar 17 1.08pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
More importantly, its well established in Christian texts and treatise that animals do not have souls, so why would a bat be in Hell in the first place. Secondly, if one was condemned to Hell, would it simply be able to leave? Surely if a bat could get out of hell, just by way of 'exerting a notable effort' surely the damned, having greater cognitive capacity than a bat, would escape with relative ease. And how does a bats escape from hell in anyway corralate to the arrival early morning. The dawn period isn't exactly quick, and anyhow some bats are not nocturnal, so which bats is the hefty one referring to. I assumed it was a cricket bat. I think it was depicted in Dante's "Inferno" that on the third or fourth rung of hell (the one you go to for laying down aside your neighbour's gay ox) was a lifetime of watching a cricket game with an unlimited number of innings.
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| RedNBlueMart Walderslade 15 Mar 17 1.17pm |
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"Other girls may try to take me away, hmmm.......Dave Clark was never married, was close friends with Freddie Mercury for over 15 years and was at his death bed when he died..... ....you do the math
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| Part Time James 15 Mar 17 1.21pm |
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Whenever I have been to see a witch doctor they've suggested rest, plenty of fluid and a suppository once a day. They've never once told me "Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang". In fact, I don't know many ailments that can be fixed with ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang. Sounds like a junior doctor or a quack to me.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 15 Mar 17 1.46pm |
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Originally posted by RedNBlueMart
"Other girls may try to take me away, hmmm.......Dave Clark was never married, was close friends with Freddie Mercury for over 15 years and was at his death bed when he died..... ....you do the math Maybe it was for Lola?
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 15 Mar 17 2.24pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Whenever I have been to see a witch doctor they've suggested rest, plenty of fluid and a suppository once a day. They've never once told me "Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang". In fact, I don't know many ailments that can be fixed with ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang. Sounds like a junior doctor or a quack to me. Sounds like a consultant from mayday to me
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| Part Time James 15 Mar 17 2.25pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Sounds like a consultant from mayday to me I've not been to Mayday since I was born fortunately! Actually that might not be true, I think it was there that I got stitched up after riding my tricycle into a radiator. Edited by Part Time James (15 Mar 2017 2.26pm)
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 15 Mar 17 3.25pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Sounds like a consultant from mayday to me I thought Mayday hired which doctors, after getting misdiagnosed, my doctor asked which doctor said that...
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 Hrolf The Ganger 15 Mar 17 3.35pm |
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Originally posted by RedNBlueMart
"Other girls may try to take me away, hmmm.......Dave Clark was never married, was close friends with Freddie Mercury for over 15 years and was at his death bed when he died..... ....you do the math He shared a love of opera?
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 16 Mar 17 7.16pm |
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Breaking up is hard to do sang Neil Sedaka. Not if the person in question is my ex.
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| hedgehog50 Croydon 16 Mar 17 10.07pm |
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The Internationale unites the human race
We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell] |
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Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 17 Mar 17 12.03pm |
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"Summertime and the living is easy"
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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