Claridge and his shin at Wembley in 1996.

Wigan 0-5 in November 2003. That was the first real time that I was ashamed to be a Palace fan. Still, every cloud has a silver lining, remember?

Hearing that we'd gone into administration for the second time in 2010.

Losing in the play-offs to Bristol City in 2008 - hated them with a passion back then. And I still do.

scunthorpe 0-4 in 2009 - The Danns penalty miss summed up our afternoon.

"Look at that. Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!"